Aside from the staged things they do, which can be quite amusing, Stacy and Clinton get off many great lines, usually when evaluating the makeover's old wardrobe. Here are two I remember, feel free to add:

Stacy to an MO who tried on a pink and purple burlap jacket top: "That looks like something Coco Chanel would have worn, if she was on acid."

Clinton to a Midwestern MO who had a T-shirt that said "Gourmet Manure" on it: "That must be the s#it that don't stink."

(Sometimes even the MOs get off good ones. I thought when the tiny New York comedienne who was trying to save her old clothes during the trashing yelled to S + C, "Look, Versace!" to distract them, it was rather clever.

My favorite line ever...Stacy & Clinton were evaluating the wardrobe of an aspiring actress, and they pulled out a TEEENY mini skirt. Clinton bust out with "Were you auditioning for The V@gina Monologues?"

Another one from Stacy:

MO: "I'm 5-6 but life's not fair because I shouldn't have to have my pants hemmed."

Stacy: "Oh, f@ck her!"

I can't remember exactly, but something Clinton said ,.....and it was a lengthy line,.....and for a moment there Stacy was looking at him like he had two heads, thinking, "What the hell are you talking about?",...and then came his punch line,...something about Wednesday Adams?
Very cute.

Oh,.... does anyone know the name of the MO/episode that PGood is talking about?

The "Versace" line was from the episode of Sept. 28, 2007...Jennifer..."A New York-based actress and comedienne is clueless about what to wear for auditions, opting for men's cargo pants and army fatigues."

Actually, another MO got off a good one in one of the repeats last night. I believe she also was named Jennifer, this one a buxom young woman from San Francisco.
She's at a store and comes across a bright, wildly colored jacket and says, "Stacy would wear this.'' Then she thinks for a second, and says, "Actually, Clinton would wear this!"

Clinton (thought to be gay, although one couldn't tell from the show) at first seemed a bit offended, then gave a mock look of shock, and then kind of laughed. Overall, he took it in good fun, and I'm sure S also got a chuckle out of it, although she was off camera.

It was a VERY funny moment.

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Originally posted by Neurotica:
I can't remember exactly, but something Clinton said ,.....and it was a lengthy line,.....and for a moment there Stacy was looking at him like he had two heads, thinking, "What the hell are you talking about?",...and then came his punch line,...something about Wednesday Adams?
Very cute.

Oh,.... does anyone know the name of the MO/episode that PGood is talking about?

PGood is talking about Sunny's episode because I posted that line right after the show (I was so po'd about that MO)!! Actually, I also got censored so way to go PGood for getting it on the board!!

Clinton, was saying, "Oooo, she thinks life isn't fair because she's a size 4, 5'6" and has to hem pants!" Stacey then says F@ck Her!

My other favorite came on "Nancy's" repeat last night! She is from Vegas with the NYC tourist pants that are really bright.

S&C trash her wardrobe in Vegas leaving her wearing the blue/pink NYC pants that have a word misspelled on them. Once finished Clinton says, "Well I guess you'll have to shop in THOSE pants. Maybe while you're in New York you can buy yourself some souveNIRES!" I laughed until I cried - forgotten about that one; still good after all this time!

Clinton cracks me up!

Who remembers the episode with the beautiful tall girl who worked at the Kennel Club and took better care of her show dogs than she took care of herself? she had some sort of pink polyester pantsuit and Clinton looks at it and says,"This looks like something my 80 yr old grandmother in Boca(Raton) would wear!"
totally priceless!

I also love how everything is xxxx-tastic, or xxxx-licious.
The root word can be almost anything!

Or when something is Xxxx City.
For instance, last night, Clinton said to the MO, "Let's get you in something a little less dowdy"
And Stacy said, "Yeah, (you're in) Dowd City!''

I LOVE that stuff!

Yes, PGood, I agree with you, when stacy said "f&ck her!" i thought that was soo funny. i laughed out loud for awhile. I always enjoy their jokes. They are both very witty and clever. Clinton seems like such a nice guy I want to be his friend.

S + C continue to amuse:

In this week's episode, Tanya entered the 360 with a white, orange, and light blue shirt.
Stacy says, "I feel like I'm at a Howard Johnson's. Get me some fried clams and a vodka tonic!"

Next Tanya comes in with a bright red suit-top combo with black trim.
Clinton says, "This looks like a cross between bellhop and Raisa Gorbachev!"

Too funny, S + C! I'm sure some of the humor is scripted, but certainly not most of it. And for not having a lot of time to come up with this stuff, it's often hilarious!

Also, on a repeat I saw recently with the MO Christina (one of the best WNTWs), they'd been playing up the fact that Christina's "girls" were "talking" to her.
Something then happened that caused Stacy to observe that she thought the "girls" weren't talking to Christina anymore. So Clinton says, "I don't even want to know what body part is talking to her now!" Tee hee.

I also liked it in another repeat when C teased S about revealing her age.
These two are a GREAT combination!

My favourite line from Clinton was when a MO was wearing a very t@rty outfit with cowboy boots, and he described it as "urban cow wh0re." LOL

My favorites of the funny moments from WNTW Friday night:
Joy from Austin (who actually turns out stunning) comes into the 360 with a purple t-shirt and jeans and couldn't look more plain.
Clinton: "You don't even look ready for the fryolator!"

S + C pull a tiny, practically see-through miniskirt from Joy's wardrobe. Clinton: "This is too small even for a wood nymph!" Stacy: "Yes, or a sprite."

In the episode after that, they pull from some MO's wardrobe a tan, frock-tastic kind of top with brightly colored flowers on it. Stacy: "This looks like the outfit of the lady who makes the tortillas on the side of the road". Then she does the hand motions of the making of the tortilla, and describes the steps to the process. S + C used the same hand motions later in the show.
(P.S. No complaints from people who think this offended ladies who make tortillas on the side of the road...it DID look exactly like that type of outfit, and there's nothing wrong with it in that context! But not for being fashion-forward!)

I love the line where Stacy calls what the MO is wearing in the sneak footage a "diaper capri". Clinton called it a "??? capri" first but I forget what he called it. Then Stacy said something like "No Clinton, that's more like a diaper capri". I died laughing! Does anyone remember what Clinton called it first? And what was the MO's name on that episode?

I saw a behind the scenes type special and stacy and clinton said that the only part of the show that is actually scripted is the beginning when they ambush the participant.

So they really are that funny!

LOVE the show

On one of the shows last Friday, when the MO went through her wardrobe, the mother of one of the MOs had bought her a top for a trip to Mexico that was VERY revealing.
I think Stacy called it "a bridge to prostitution". Hee hee.

Somebody help me out here.
One of the repeats last night was Heather from San Francisco, and they pulled out one of her tops, which had a tiny flower print.
I turned away at this point, but I thought I heard Clinton say, "I wore this on Season 1! It's probably best left in repeats!"
A funny, self-deprecating remark...but I was just curious about whether he was talking about himself, or the other guy who was on the first season.
I'm assuming he was talking about himself, and HIS first season. But having only patched in to WNTW about three years ago, I'm not familiar with the early years.

In Glenda's Episode, Clinton says, "There are good voices, and bad voices." (they had been talking about her buying maternity clothes when she wasn't pregnant)

My favorite part of the Glenda episode, which was fantastic overall, was when she was trying to rescue the two T-shirts she'd designed.
When Stacy and Clinton found out they were created for Weird Al Yankovic fan club meetings, the stunned looks on S + C's faces were priceless.
It was also great when the loquacious Glenda was rendered speechless by her transformation.
What a great show!!!!

This happened on day 1 of a shopping day when Stacy and Clinton are observing via video.

The MO was in a shoe store and was admiring a pair of heavily beaded clogs but she thought Stacy and Clinton wouldn't approve so she was saying she should just step away.
Clinton says 'That's a good rule. When you see a pair of beaded clogs.. step away. Just step.. away!'.

I love S&C and have been totally addicted to this show since the beginning of summer. Clinton's adorable and Stacy's hysterical. I love on amandas episode how they were watching the secret footage in the studio in the beginning & Clintons like, stacy i've never said this 2 u bfor, but hold me, im scared.

I am still LOL after watching the "Mala" episode when Stacy told Clinton that she hates it when he tells her she looks "fine", and that "fine" is not a compliment but a diss. He said to her, "You're so full of baloney woman, don't even start with me". I am still rolling over about that particular bit of banter between them.

Agirle and Ntuitive, those were indeed two great moments of banter between S + C!
I, too, chuckled when Stacy said that "you look fine" wasn't really a compliment! (But I also filed that away, because I think S was half-serious and as a guy I don't want to make that mistake in the future!)

Anyway, there were a couple of gems in the episodes shown last night:
In the Katie ep, Stacy pulled a couple of thick, course, burlap-type hoodies, and said, "Exactly when in your life did you think you were Juan Valdez?" (the fictional Colombian coffee grower!!!!)

Later, Katie said, "I don't like shopping for shoes", to which Stacy said, "Are you missing a gene?"

And Clinton got off a great one in the Mala ep:
"Your breasts want to be friends with your shoulders, not your elbows!"

Very amusing...I love S + C!

agirle and ntuitive, those were, indeed, two examples of great S + C banter! I, too, chuckled when Stacy said, ‘‘You look fine isn’t a compliment!’’ (And then I made a mental note, since I think S was serious and as a guy I don’t want to make that mistake in the future!!!!)

There were other great moments in last night’s eps:

In the Katie ep, Stacy grabs a bunch of heavy, striped, burlap-type hoodies from the MO's wardrobe and says, ‘‘Exactly when in your life did you think you were Juan Valdez?’’ (the fictional Colombian coffee grower!)

Also in that episode, Katie says, ‘‘I don’t like shopping for shoes.’’ Stacy says, ‘‘Are you missing a gene?!’’

Clinton got off a good one in the Maya ep when he told her, ‘‘Your [girls] want to make friends with your shoulders, not your elbows!’’

Very funny! I love S + C!!!!

My DD and I were watching Mala's episode this morning (thank you tivo) and when Clinton said
"That's about as festive as a bout of diarrhea." my daughter nearly choked on her Froot Loops.

If your wardrobe conjures images of gastric distress, you are in trouble, big trouble.

I also loved that part about fine being a diss. I told my sister about it like a million times. SHe didn't care tho. She obviously doesn't share my love for the show.

Clinton was talking about himself, "Probably best left in reruns." I've always liked that line!

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Originally posted by PGood97041:
Somebody help me out here.
One of the repeats last night was Heather from San Francisco, and they pulled out one of her tops, which had a tiny flower print.
I turned away at this point, but I thought I heard Clinton say, "I wore this on Season 1! It's probably best left in repeats!"
A funny, self-deprecating remark...but I was just curious about whether he was talking about himself, or the other guy who was on the first season.
I'm assuming he was talking about himself, and HIS first season. But having only patched in to WNTW about three years ago, I'm not familiar with the early years.

A bout as festive as a bout of diarrhea just about brought beer from my husband's nose! We have still been goofing on that one now almost a week later! ROTFLMAO!! I do not need a wardrobe that festive - life is all the festivity I can handle.

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Originally posted by emland:
My DD and I were watching Mala's episode this morning (thank you tivo) and when Clinton said
"That's about as festive as a bout of diarrhea." my daughter nearly choked on her Froot Loops.

If your wardrobe conjures images of gastric distress, you are in trouble, big trouble.

Loved the Hoochies to Hotties episode Friday night.

My favorite line came from Stacy, who said to Irene, the cutie who was letting it all hang out in a real estate office, "[Your wardrobe] gives new meaning to the term, Open House"!

Also, I loved it when S + C were reacting to another hoochie outfit, and S hit C...I mean, she really whacked him! C said it was actually OK she did it, because he had been stunned at the hoochie's outfit and it snapped him back to reality.

Also, since I'm big on grammar, I meant to say "coarse" material in a post above, not "course"...Thank you!

i liked at the end of hoochies to hotties how those clips from the hoochie shows. I foung it esprecially amusing how Clinton was kind of strangely swinging around this huge pole and hes like, look stacy im pole dancing! isnt it sexy?. ans stacys like, yes its great. btw, how do u start a topic? because i only no how to reply

Two of my personal favorite S + C things:
The Clinton look of (mock) surprise — This occurs when a makeover balks at going on the show, or somebody gets ticked off, or something tense. It’s all done with kind of a wink-and-a-smile attitude, but Clinton 1) raises his eyebrows and opens his mouth, 2) quickly rolls his eyes left, then rolls his eyes right, 3) then kind of gives a ho-ho chuckle. It’s priceless.
The Stacy eye roll — This can occur when an MO doesn’t like something on the mannequin, but it’s usually more playful. The playful version often is seen when Clinton does or says something to S, such as when he asked her, while dancing, ‘‘How do you like the junk in my trunk?’’ That particular eye roll was tremendous!

It’s neat that something you miss on the first run you then can notice in re-runs.

In the ‘‘Jennifer from the Bronx’’ makeover, the costume-loving Jennifer was forced to give up a blue polka dot dress she loved, then found one in a store and lorded it over S + C.

What was hilarious to me was Stacy then saying, ‘‘Shopping Day 2 is going to be a lot different from Day 1, that’s for sure’’ — while cracking her knuckles and looking like she really wanted to bang some heads!
It was very funny.

OMG, I don't know how I missed this one, I must have been out of the room!
In the Pam from San Francisco makeover (sweet kid, great reveal), Stacy and Clinton were reacting to the fact that Pam makes clothes from animals she knows.
When they heard she made a sweater from her pet bunny, Stacy says, "Great, Friday nights she's at home shaving her bunny!"
Clinton almost fell out of the picture he laughed so hard!

PGood, when it comes to lines I generally don't miss a thing even the first time around; however, the one you just mentioned was aired in it entirety Friday during lunch. When Stacy says, "Great, Friday nights she's at home shaving her bunny!" if you listen closely they do add a (wha wha whistle type) sound as Clinton makes his face then cut to commercial (almost 3 Stooges like). I haven't laughed that hard in months!!!

I am particularly glad you started this thread as it is one of my favorites. Unfortunately, I missed Friday's Hoochie show, so can anyone explain the context of the "Reply vs start a topic" line? Was it from a previous episode or part of the studio time they did mixing these re-runs as I do not recall a reference of that sort ever. Thanks!

If I had been drinking a Pepsi or a cup of coffee at the time, I would have done one of those tremendous Hollywood comedy "spit takes", with said liquid spewing across the room.
It was that funny!

Yea, I've used it several times this week when I have to remove myself from a situation I'll say, "Well time to go shave my bunny." You should see the looks it elicits! hahahahaha

Perhaps, you should refrain from beverages during the show; save them for commercials.

Some more S + C lines I found amusing from Friday night, reruns and new episode:

Stacy to Elaine from San Francisco on what possessed her to pick an article of clothing: ‘‘Were you menopausal?’’

Clinton, when somebody asked Lisa from Miami why she would want to look vanilla when she could look tutti-frutti: ‘‘Don’t look at me when you say tutti-frutti!’’

Stacy to Tami from Philadelphia in the 360 wearing a polo and shorts that made her look like a teenager: ‘‘All you need is a compass and you could be a tour guide at Yosemite National Park’’

Also, the Lisa from Miami episode was the one where Lisa said, ‘‘[Some say] Pointy toed black boots make you look like a witch.’’ Stacy then brings up her boots, which are pointy and black, and says, ‘‘Do I look like a witch?’’
Even before Clinton can get off a smart remark, she smacks him!

whattt? no mention of the 'chinese calligraphy translation' by clinton? that one is the best!

Ili, I'm old sometimes the short-term memory gets lost.

The best line now has to be from Friday night's show with Tami. While in the 360, Clinton says, "You know I am actually an expert at Chinese Calligraphy, and the message on your shirt says, 'Woman wearing very bad outfit.'"

Priceless...

Oh, of course, that was a FANTASTIC Clinton line! I had it on my list but I forgot to type it in...but why should I have all the fun?
Nice job bringing it up, ilibaby!

Also, in one of the episodes Friday night, Stacy asked Clinton to go get something and Clinton acted all put upon. I love it when they have fun with each other like that, like when Stacy gave the eye roll when Clinton was dancing and asking if she liked the junk in his trunk.

i tell you what, Clinton has put on a couple of very flattering lbs, i was just noticing it on that episode. he looks G-o-o-d...very becoming. (don't anybody hurt me!) ;p (((grin)))

Ili, I read somewhere (maybe "Freakin Fabulous") Clinton teases himself about his little weight gain & it is so cute. He is running down his stats: "Height 6'1", Weight 190 'OK so 200 right now, but I'll get those 10 lbs off'" Something to that effect, and I think it sets a great example for us as women. Trying my best to make this a positive post & not sound like a stalker!

I will say this not to pounce on you, Ili, but having people say things "out loud" about the changes in C's weight makes me realize certain things on a personal level. As a heart patient, my face & left arm bloat several times a week (to most it just looks like I've gained 5 to 10 lbs & some weeks I do) then I drop them. Having been a heavy woman at one time you can imagine the stuff that goes through my brain; talk about body dysmorphia! It is a challenge to stay in the present. I know your post was about Clinton, and I do not mean to be a "downer" at all. It is liberating for me, I suppose, to see him not let it affect him openly. He's a doll no matter what in my eyes, and I want to achieve that confidence for myself.

Sorry folks...my point is people are going to notice, I appreciate the example he sets to those of us who deal with these issues daily can rise above them because life is more important than the number on the scale.

Just noticed on the "Freakin' Lynn" episode, Clinton holds up a fair isle sweater and a denim barn jacket and asks "Why do you have Sarah Palin's weekend wardrobe? Are you about to field dress a moose?" Hysterical.

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Originally posted by southernflirt:
Ili, I'm old sometimes the short-term memory gets lost.

The best line now has to be from Friday night's show with Tami. While in the 360, Clinton says, "You know I am actually an expert at Chinese Calligraphy, and the message on your shirt says, 'Woman wearing very bad outfit.'"

Priceless...

Actually he said, "the message on your shirt says woman who wear ugly shoe never get date", LOL!! I just saw that episode again on my DVR. One of my favorite lines!

Thanks for the correction. We were laughing so hard I missed it. Need to get me one of those DVR thingys.

Laughs from Friday night (even in the reruns you can notice something new!):

Stacy and Clinton are setting up to ambush an MO at the Museum of Man in San Diego.
Stacy: ‘‘Where’s the Museum of Woman?’’
Clinton: ‘‘It must be out back somewhere.’’
Ha ha! I wish they would have shown more of Stacy’s reaction!

Also, how about the Annie from Philadelphia episode, when S + C have to text-message Annie to get her to the back of the store.
Clinton then says to Annie, ‘‘All right now, no late-night booty calls [because she now had his cell number]!’’
The look on Stacy’s face was priceless!

Finally, I like the commercials with Clinton and Santa Claus.
In one, he says to Santa, ‘‘Is that polyester?’’
In another, he says, ‘‘You know, red really isn’t your color.’’
Santa puts up his hands, as if to say, ‘‘Hey, what can I do?’’
Very clever!

If WNTW wasn't as exciting and interesting as it already is, I'd watch it just for the humor and the famous S + C chemistry!

PGood, did you see the next in the series of commercials? Santa's back is turned attending to gifts under the tree and Clinton whispers (to us),"Santa's wearing polyester, pulease."

I'm diggin' the ads too. S&C definitely have a great on-air chemistry.

Didn't C make a comment, maybe to Marianne, "Seeing this display of holiday crap makes me want to become an atheist." ROTFL Too funny!!

I died laughing when Clinton said to one contributor (sorry, can't remember the name) in the 360:

"The fact that you're wearing toe socks is enough to land you on this show, and probably in a mental institution."

Hi, I'm a new member and joined just to be able to post in this thread. My favorite line made my husband and I both crack up: Clinton was going thru a woman's juvenille wardrobe and picked up a sweater with a panda bear on it and said, "This sweater says 'I still crap my pants!'"