The only thing I don't like about Mike is the fact that he just won't leave me alone!! Gosh, you tell a guy that your not interested and they get all stalkerish.

Maybe I should wake up now? Yeah, that would be good.

Seriously, there isn't much I don't like about Mike. I'm with Susan on the jeans thing. I like them better than the dick!es.

Sal

platypusgirl...

I'm cajun...so I know what gumbo is..but what the heck is in an Alaskan gumbo?

[quote}platypusgirl...

I'm cajun...so I know what gumbo is..but what the heck is in an Alaskan gumbo?[/quote]

I dunno. But I bet its good! Maybe like a spicy seafood bisque?

~Maks
drool

I can honestly say there is not a thing I don't like about Mike. His flaws are balanced by his attributes. In all fairness, I have never met Mike, therefore, I am simply basing my opinion on what I know of him from this message board, the show and his interviews.

BTW - I like the fur on the chest and the scruffy face and longer hair. There's just something about a man who's slightly......dirty.


Tracey

Mike gets picked apart enough on these boards. He's a guy. Good attributes, bad attributes, what difference does it make?

Dani

Dani, you and I think alike quite often. Does that frighten you??

Tracey

I agree...this feels to me like a strange thread to see on the MB named after the guy, populated with his fans and read by many, many more..

And I'm not sure that many/or any posters out here are in a position to even tease or kid with Mike about his "flaws"...

In fact Mike, I made some commenets awhile back "teasing" you about some of your apparel. In retrospect that now seems inappropriately familiar, and potentially insulting and I apologize for having done that.

How can we know when an attempt to sound "clever" isn't taken as hurtful and wildly out of line by the man we so openly discuss?

The "New and Improved" Jonesie.

Count me in too, Tracita and Dani....

Count me in three, Dani, Tracey, mrsjones

Jenny

Thank goodness this thread has finally been started. *whips out her list*

Ok Mike dear, first off....JEANS!!!!
D!ckies; how cute. Just how does that make you look? What grown male runs around saying
"D!ckies"? At least graduate to Richard. Or start bellowing out Levi Strauss. NEVER go with Calvin.

Don't tuck the pants into the jeans. It makes your rear look positively bovine. And you lose the opportunity to make the audience giggle while foul liquid soaks your pants.

And while I'm at it...sniff the air. A LITTLE APPRECIATION is in order.

Next...carry one of the alpaca hair clippers with you and only shave your stubble to a certain level. Yes it takes more work, but just exactly what is this show about?

You have not broken things lately. Don't point out the glass beaker, which was done months ago. If anything makes this jump the shark big guy, it will be competency.


(On a side note. Your hair is of no consequence to me. A certain accented lady is still stuck in her Auburn days however. Might I suggest not using the Oompa Loompa covering EVER again. Barsky claims to be your friend, and then puts it on a shirt.)

I have more. I've been saving up for awhile. But you've been a mite edgy lately. You used to be so nice. "What happened to Mike Rowe? The fumes got to him."

I do have say however, s^ck it up about not sleeping!!! Oh WAIT! Been there, done that. I'd suggest counting sheep, but after what you've done??!! It's a wonder that rest comes to you at all. Quit whining and face your fears.

With all my love,
Kathy

cc: The Piligian guy
The Discovery suits
Captain Wayne
Messie Bessie

You are an exception to my stated position on this, KZowie..

"Dani, you and I think alike quite often. Does that frighten you??

Tracey"

Great minds think alike, Tracey.

Dani

[quote]Janette in my opinion Mike has a suprisingly small.....ego. Suprising because we all drool over him on a daily basis. He has women (like me) offering themselves up like sacrifice, and yet still takes the time to talk to us.[/quote]

April,
I wasn't saying Mike had an ego, I was refuring to my ex- boyfriend who did! sorry, I was tired, should have been more clear.

Also the fact he is taken, was just a joke. It just interfers with the fantasies (So was this!)

AHHHH Sabato! Scusi, Va bene cosi, grazie
Janette

He never writes; he never calls.

Other than that, it's all good.

He's never around to the kill spiders.
I can't keep covering them with paper towels in the hopes that they will stay there until he arrives.
HURRY! My house will soon be carpeted in papers towels.


Nicole

I don't write negative comments very well and I don't put Mike up on a pedestal, well, maybe he's on a really short, wobbly foot stool. I don't like it when Mike wears colors which do not compliment his olive skin and blue eyes.

Karen

[quote]If anything makes this (show) jump the shark big guy, it will be competency.[/quote]

Just noting that is the funniest thing I've read today. LOL.

Carry on.

Kzangidoodle,

I disagree. Too Many fights about his hair vs his everpresent ball caps.

We love your hairline, Mike, from QVC to DJ.

Allow us to admire it, please!

Jamie (Gort)

sorry gort i cant agree with you . you know the type of work mike does generaly ends up getting him covered in filith of all kinds . it is easier to throw away a baseball cap they try and wash sh!t out of your hair !

****thinks****


Hmm, nope, got nothing.

Granted he's not flawless, but there really isn't anything I don't like about him.

Want to give me something to dislike about you Mike? Anything? Huh?