Don't do it. Do NOT do it.

Cement mixers are not of the good. They are unholy and Bad. Consider this your Patty-the-Duck.

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Edit: PATTY-THE-MONKEY! Already I'm getting my wrong expression... wronger! AND I'M SOBER!

I just Googled it...

Cement Mixer:
1 jigger Bailey's® Irish cream
1 jigger lime juice



Hold one shot of bailey's in your mouth, and take one shot of lime juice. Mix rapidly in mouth by shaking head vigorously, then consume.

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It does two things:

1. The lime juice promptly curdles the cream into a semi-solid mass.

2. The extreme sourness seals your mouth shut.

Hey girls I just got home, I had 3 cement mixers (can't believe the bartender knew what it was) I got off work at 11:30 went to the Elbowroom and wwwhhhoooaaaaa! Didn't want the night to end Good call girl!

Janette
*Wheres the asprin?*

"It does two things:

1. The lime juice promptly curdles the cream into a semi-solid mass.

2. The extreme sourness seals your mouth shut."

EEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! *does the 'ew that's gross' dance*


Janette I cannot believe you willingly drank that!! I'd sooner do a Sour-Toe then that.

Next time you're out, have an Irish Carbomb for me!