Dear Mike,

I the last few episodes of Dirty Jobs, you have not cleaned up one ounce of p00p.

Are you getting tired of walking, picking, scratching, being submerged in and smelling poo?

I like to se you cleaning up after dirty animals, not so much dirty people.

Of course there are lots of dirty things that are not p00.

But where's the p00 in that?

Please tell me that I will see some poo in the near future.

Yours p00ly,

Lisa <likes the word p00p>

I like what he said to Dave in the HP commercial - "It's called Dirty Jobs not Poopy Jobs." I like the word poopy.

Susan

By Mike I think I've got it!

We have never seen you working in Rabbit p00! Bunnies are cute, loveable and need NO HELP REPRODUCING and they make lots of p00 to clean up and bunny p00 makes very good fertilizer!

Is there a bunny farm somewhere in the USA?

I had a rabbit that ran free in my yard. He loved animal crackers (we called them people crackers for him) He would come from anywhere when you said "cookie". I have it on film and sent it to America's Funniest Home Videos.

Lisa <likes bunnies>

Mike,

Ever tried looking into one of those "Magic Eight" balls and ask your future?


Funny, but I tried this online magic 8 ball and asked the question:

Is poo in my future?



And the answer came up as:



DEFINITELY!


Ask the Magic Eight Ball a Question



NOLA

Nola,

I asked the magic eight ball if I stink.

it said "maybe"

Lisa <tee hee>

quote:

It's called Dirty Jobs not Poopy Jobs." I like the word poopy.

Susan

Susan,

I had forgotten about that line. You made laugh
out loud.

Thanks,

Maria

I like it when Mike says p00p, but he always says p00. I wonder why? P00p is such a silly word.

Why Mike??

Lisa

Lisa, I think 'poo' sounds a little more dignified than 'poop.' Maybe that's why he says it.

Of course, it doesn't sound particularly dignified when I say either word (but I'm not a baritone).

Becca(sue)

NOLA, I asked the 8 ball if I was going to marry Gerard Butler. It said 'Definitely.'

All right...picking out my china...ordering the lingerie...

Becca(sue)

My husband is a detective- he uses the magic eight ball to mess with the perps he arrests-"let's see,are you goin' to jail tonight? let's see what the magic eight ball says- oh it says most definitely!"then he cracks up!gotta love that cop humor! ANGELA