"Give me your tots." - Napoleon Dynamite

"Caught short here, boss!" - Cool Hand Luke

"That'll be the day." - The Searchers

anything from BLAZING SADDLES!!

Madeline Kahn was highly underrated!!!!!

My favorite movie quote of all times is from Sweet Home Alabama. She says "What do you want to marry me for anyway" his response "So I can kiss you anytime I want"
It is the best my hubby and I say it all the time adds a little romance to our otherwise dull life.
Mandygirl

Here's somemore that I am found of.
"Oh dont worry Clark he just yacking on a bone"
"you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitro-glicerin plant" Christmas Vacation
"go ahead break my legs I am a computer programer" Wild Hogs
"if your gonna spew, spew in this" Waynes World

When we were in Charleston in '06 we just had to rent Gone With the Wind (you know where I'm going, right?). I love when longsuffering Rhett says to Scarlett: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a d@mn. She so had that coming!

debi

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Originally posted by tialindsay:
Ah hell, Zareen brought up Spaceballs....

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!"

"That was my virgin alarm. It's programed to go off before you do."

"I bet she gives great helmet."

"Why didn't anyone TELL me my @ss was this big?"

Oh I have a hundred more....

Tia

Cheers Tia!

Z

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory-

Gene Wilder as Wonka: "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

Z

"For a smart girl, you're good at stupid" -- Georgia Rule

"I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I'm my own entourage" -- America's Sweethearts

"Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes" -- Bruce Almighty

Tracey

I could go on forever, but some of my all-time favorites are:

Dogma - "This is why you brought me down here? This is why I had to miss my f***ing cartoons?

Juno - "Thanks a heap, coyote ugly, this cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."

Waynes World - "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and d**k."



Emily

"milk was a bad choice."

"I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotchy. Here it goes down, down to my tummy."

"I have many leather bound books and my apt. smells of rich mohagany."

"By the beard of Zeu!."

"I love lamp."

"It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."

"60% of the time. It works every time."

I could go on, but I won't..these of course are all from Anchorman with Will Ferrell.

More!


Dogma - "Will you stop glaring at me? People are going to think I just broke up with you."

Anchorman - "IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!" "The bad man..the bad man punted baxter!"

Mallrats - "The easter bunny is at the other end of the mall! Its been there since two days after christmas!!"



BIB

Speaking of Anchorman,one of my favorite parts in the whole movie:

"Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder"

Sorry, I digress.

Sarah

You can quote Anchorman entirely, and EVERY LINE IS FUNNY.



BIB

More fun with Anchorman,

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Or what about this one:

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.

LOL. I love that movie. Pure stupid, stupid fun.

Sarah

Champ Kind: We need you. H3ll, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so d@mn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

*to the Panda*
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.

Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica.



BIB

From the movie "Jaws"-"You're gonna need a bigger boat"...............

Deb

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Originally posted by shushin:
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory-

Gene Wilder as Wonka: "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

Z

Gene was quoting Ogden Nash. Very funny quote.

My favorite movie ever is A League Of Their Own...

"There's no crying in baseball!!"

"Don't swing at the high ones!"
-"I like the high ones!"
"Mule!"
-"Nag!"

"What if in a key moment in the game my uniform came unbuttoned and oops my bossums came out, that would draw a crowd"
-"Mae, you think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bossums?"

Karen

I tried to read every post on the thread. If I repeat something, sorry. Think of it as a re-run.

Friday - "You ain't got to lie Craig, you ain't got to lie."

Blazing Saddles - "Let me just whip this out..."

BraveHeart - I could qoute the whole movie but here are some of my faves:

" You see death comes to us all. But before it comes to you, know this: our blood dies with you. A chiled who is not of your line grows in my belly. Your son will not sit long on the throne. I swear it." ( I swear I've memorized this. I just loved her delivery of this line in the movie.

"God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure your f-- --d"

"In order to find his equal an Irishman is forced to talk to God."

"I love you, I always have." (Not much of a line, but it was the delivery that killed me)

The Color Purple -

"Its gonna rain on your head"

What's Love Got to do with it -

"Eat the cake Anna Mae" (we say this at work to each other when one of us is complaining about something we don't wanna do)

Thats it for now
MeganT

From "Pretty Women" of course......

"I'd love to be your beckon-call-girl. But you can get plenty of women......

From Delores Claybourne (Steven King)

"Sometimes being a b*tch is all a women has.."

With time all women will understand this at one time or another. Agree?

momac