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Originally posted by queenb67:
I never really got Benny Hill, but Monty Python and SNL up to the point that Chris Farley was there were my faves. I'm with Cathy--John Cleese is my favorite Python! My husband isn't too much into British comedy, but he'd watch Are You Being Served without hesitation. Even the kids liked that one. My daughter was always waiting to see what color Mrs. Slocombe's hair would be. :-) I introduced my 15 yr. old to Python not too long ago, and he actually likes it! He thought the skit about learning self-defense against someone attempting to kill you with raspberries was hilarious.

Fish, anyone?

Bananas, not raspberries, right?
How to Defend Youself from Fresh Fruit:
Instuctor: "How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless."

Student: "Suppose he's got a bunch."

Instructor: "Shut up."

Second Student: "Suppose he's got a pointed stick."



The first Monty Python I ever saw:
"He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!"

im a monty python fan from way back too. i love the fish slapping dance. i tried to do that to my boat captain, but he didnt get the joke.

"shut up big nose" Life of Bryan.

To satisfy IVY
Mike you looked real HOT with RED teeth on the algae segement!

Goran

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Originally posted by deckhanddon:
im a monty python fan from way back too. i love the fish slapping dance. i tried to do that to my boat captain, but he didnt get the joke.

Ha!
Maybe he just didn't have enough to drink

"You brought him what?! Go away..."

Where is my Monkeyterd?? Monkey, come back dude. You were funny!

Goran

Actually, at one point after the banana, he had one guy throwing raspberries at him in attack. He didn't want to do it because they were all getting shot, but he did anyway, and ended up getting a 2 ton weight dropped on him.

Wow I can't believe this thread hasn't been closed yet.
And now for something completely different....

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For what it is worth... it would be nice to see if Mike can crack the defenses at the Spam factory to see just what's going on in there. I am willing to bet that it is quite dirty.

FoodNetwork did an Unwrapped episode on how Spam is made. Apparently they couldn't get past the super-secret door to see what was going on inside. Claims of tradesecrets and such.

For my part, I'd be more inclined to believe that they just don't want the world to see how they turn pig snouts into canned meat products.