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OK,

Last week it was a horse punching me in the nose almost breaking it.

Tonight, while giving Reiki to a german shepherd, he bit my wenis! Yes that extra skin on my elbow that Mike was so thrilled with.

Ugh...I am not going to stop working with people or animals but jiminey Christmas, I have a sore nose and now a painful wenis-) What's next??

No wait...forget I asked that question.

Lisa <giving self Reiki>

Trying to lighten things up a bit!
 
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***giggle**
She said wenis.
Big Grin


Nicole
 
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Lisa,

I love your posts. They make me smile.

Maria
 
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Hello Nicole,

Are you giggleing at my wenis?? Hmmmm?

Lisa <also giggling>
 
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Originally posted by plantwhisperer1:
Hello Nicole,

Are you giggleing at my wenis?? Hmmmm?

Lisa <also giggling>



I'm trying to figure out how to work wenis into everyone of my future conversations.
***giggle***
I said wenis


Nicole
 
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Hello Maria,

I am glad that you showed up. Nicole is giggling at my wenis that is very sore right now.

Do you think my insurance will cover a broken wenis??

Lisa <ouch*giggle*ouch>
 
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Hey Lisa,

I'll have to look it up. Is it a pre-existing
condition?

Maria
 
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Lisa while I have you here. Can Reiki help a dog
with Arthritis in her right front leg. She is
on meds now, but I would love to find something
else that might help. I'd love to be able to
at least cut back on the amount of medication
she takes.

Maria
 
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*Lisa <looking closely at her wenis>

Well it was all wrinkly before and now it is red and swollen.

nope, no pre-existing conditions there.

Lisa <phew>
 
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Lisa while I have you here. Can Reiki help a dog
with Arthritis in her right front leg. She is
on meds now, but I would love to find something
else that might help. I'd love to be able to
at least cut back on the amount of medication
she takes.

Maria


Hello Marina, Yes

You never know if you don't at least try. Some times the Reiki is not as strong from one animal to the next. Just like people we are all on a different vibration when working with Reiki. If you are matched up with someone who can connect with the person or animal, the Reiki relaxes and helps healing take place. Animals are extremely receptive because they do not have any pre conceived ideas about what Reiki is. They just take the energy in.

I do not charge for Reiki sessions, if you are in the area, feel free to stop over and we can see how she does. There are many Reiki practitioners out there but some can charge a lot of money. I do not feel right about charging money for Reiki, it is a gift and it has helped many people and animals in my world so I just share it with anyone who wishes to receive it.

Lisa <loves Reiki>
 
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Lisa, YOU are the gift, especially if you are doing Reiki gratis! I had no idea it was being used on animals. How cool is that? I've known of several people who have been helped tremendously by Reiki - it can get very expensive.

Take care of that wenis! I love that word. I doubt if I would have ever come accross this word if I hadn't been a part of this message board! Who knew. And I work with anatomy terminology all day.

Susan
 
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Lisa,

Thanks so much for the reply. I live on Long
Island, not that far from CT. I will have to think about it, and do some research on Reiki.

Would it be OK if I decide to try Reiki to
contact you?

Thanks so much Lisa.

Maria
 
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Maria,

I would welcome a visit from you. You are not at all far from me. plantwhisperer01@yahoo.com

Susan,

There are many that have Reiki business', it just never fit my lifestyle. Anyone should be able to come for Reiki, not just the ones who can afford it.

Lisa <welcome>
 
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. Anyone should be able to come for Reiki, not just the ones who can afford it.


Hey Lisa another dumb question what is Reiki?
Susan
 
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wenis... *beavis and butthead laughter* huh huh huh Wink

Sara
 
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UHOH
 
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Had a problem with my response, was'nt triggered but came up as access denied. Weird.

Ok, I will try this again.

Can you break your wenis? Flap of skin? doubt it.

Pull your wenis? Sure. Yank your wenis? of course.
Rub it the wrong way? Why not.

Lacerate, abraid, scrape, cut and otherwise abuse your wenis? Oh yeah.

Mine on the other havd is just dry, scaley and unpleasant to look at. Oh well, we can't all be perfect. Smile
 
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My post got triggered so I'm trying again. Perhaps it will show up double, sorry.

I was merely laughing in a beavis and b*tthead way about the word wenis. Big Grin

~Sara
 
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Still love this thread.
I'm going to start a band called Wenis.

Wenis t-shirts for everyone!


Nicole
 
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this morning I asked my DH isf he knew what his wenis was?
he looked down and then back at me and said "yeah its still there."

we both burst out laughing

I told him his wenis was the skin on the elbow
he asked if somebody circumcsed it

good example of Am conversation in my house


SmileCherryrn
 
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