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...and test your DJ knowledge!

Do y'all know which segments the quotes and caps below are from?

For starters:

1. "Great job til the ants bit my genitals off."

2. "Through the Delta. Is that slang for anus?"

3. "Don't make me come out there and force-feed you ham!"

4. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

A bit harder:

5. "This way if the chain breaks it should cut me in half cleanly."

6. "No it won't hurt me, but who's going to clean up my underpants later?"

7. "The first blade pulls the whisker away from the face. The second blade pulls it further still, and the third blade cuts it flush."

8. "We'll settle this outside."

9. "No doubling back-I know your tricks."

10. "We're taking flying mules."

Caps:

Bubbly Mossy Silly Wary Leary Tushy

Big Grin
Judy
 
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Judy, Judy, Judy!

I went right to the screen caps first! When I get over my swooning, I'll be back to try my hand at your quiz!

Liz
 
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Man, I suck at this.
Liz can I cheat off your sheet?


Nicole Wink
 
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Me-darlin JudyP,

No questions about Alan Greenspans briefcase? Bless you!

Raspy is going thru his cliffnotes looking for answers. He is striving for a DJ 4.0 GPA.

I will go study for the quiz and I have a call in to Mrs. Frazier...my DJ tutor.

Yours In A "Can I Clean The Blackboard Ms. Pearl?" Rowe World,

Shari
Raspy...offering an apple
D!ckies! Big Grin Smarty Pants!
 
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Liz, here's the salts Wink

ROFL yes, Shari- I feared any additional mention/pics of Mike's briefcase would lead to intense conversation causing Trigger to have a meltdown (thus crashing the MB (again)) and send thousands of MBers heads crashing (again) onto their keyboards.

Those red, square marks eventually fade, but until they do they cause non-DJ fans (YES, they do exist Roll Eyes) to stare.

Big Grin
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Judy!

Again, wonderful but I need to take my contacts out first, they are in shock with bubbles.

Thank You Judy, you're the best!

Lisa
 
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With wary and leary, Mike must've detected some earnestness in the room...
 
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quote:
1. "Great job til the ants bit my genitals off."


The second alligator segment

quote:
2. "Through the Delta. Is that slang for anus?"

the Wild Goose segment

quote:
3. "Don't make me come out there and force-feed you ham!"
quote:


The monkey episode

[quote]4. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."


The concrete shooter from the Wine maker epsiode.

A bit harder:

quote:
5. "This way if the chain breaks it should cut me in half cleanly."



quote:
6. "No it won't hurt me, but who's going to clean up my underpants later?"


From the Saw Mill episode.

quote:
7. "The first blade pulls the whisker away from the face. The second blade pulls it further still, and the third blade cuts it flush."


From the San Diego re-seeding episode (not sure if that is the name but they were putting the green crud on the hill.)

8. "We'll settle this outside."

9. "No doubling back-I know your tricks."

10. "We're taking flying mules."



Not sure about the last three and too tired to go check.

Kristi
 
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Judy, the screencaps are fab. Loved Bubbly (oh to find that in your tub after a long day at the office) and Tushy (the shape of which kinda resembled Stewie's head from Family Guy).

I think Kristi has the quotes pretty much covered, although is it possible number 6 is from the owl vomit segment and number 7 is from the tannery segment?

As always Judy, you're a gem.

Tracey
 
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Judy
You are such a giver .

Thanks Cherryrn
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Wilkweb:
quote:
1. "Great job til the ants bit my genitals off."

The second alligator segment
quote:
2. "Through the Delta. Is that slang for anus?"

the Wild Goose segment
quote:
3. "Don't make me come out there and force-feed you ham!"

The monkey episode
quote:
4. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

The concrete shooter from the Wine maker epsiode.

A bit harder:
quote:
6. "No it won't hurt me, but who's going to clean up my underpants later?"

From the Saw Mill episode. Sorry, incorrect.
quote:
7. "The first blade pulls the whisker away from the face. The second blade pulls it further still, and the third blade cuts it flush."

From the San Diego re-seeding episode (not sure if that is the name but they were putting the green crud on the hill.) Yay!Hydro-Plant, Inc. from the Erosion Control segment.
Kristi

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Originally posted by reddog742:
I think Kristi has the quotes pretty much covered, although is it possible number 6 is from the owl vomit segment
Tracey


Great Kristi and Tracey!!

Come on the rest of yas! And did I make the pics too hard??

Smile
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Oh! We're supposed to guess the screencaps too? Sorry! I thought those were just for our viewing pleasure (one and two are quite nice).

Mossy is from the shark epis shot in Bimini, but I cannot recall which one.

I'm at a loss for the rest of them, Judy.

Oh wait! Wary is from the coffee bean epi shot in Hawaii.

Oh, and Tushy, could it be from the aboard ship cleaning, outside and inside, of the big thingymabop from the San Fran Bay? (I'm sorry but for the life of me I cannot remember what that thing was called.)

Tracey
 
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Man, this is what I get for watching the show with the sound off.
Oooh pretty!


Nicole
can't believe I was triggered.
 
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More bubbles!

Dani
 
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quote:
Originally posted by reddog742:
Mossy is from the shark epis shot in Bimini, but I cannot recall which one.

Oh wait! Wary is from the coffee bean epi shot in Hawaii.

Oh, and Tushy, could it be from the aboard ship cleaning, outside and inside, of the big thingymabop from the San Fran Bay? (I'm sorry but for the life of me I cannot remember what that thing was called.) ROFL Smile Buoy Cleaner.
Tracey


Sorry I wasn't clear about the pics. Very good, Tracey! Geez I sound like a teacher-don't mean to Wink

Judy
 
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Um, wow.

Mike, you just take the wind right out of a gal's sails.

Naughty bad Judy. I read the questions and was fairly confident I could raise my hand and then I opened the pictures.

I'm just going to go back to work and try to get all this out of my head.

Kathy
 
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Bubbles...more?

dani
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Redsophiia:
More bubbles!

Dani

No, Dani, less bubbles! Or...no bubbles!!! Big Grin
 
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ROFL Kathy, Dani and Tazzy!

Come on and finish the quiz Smile
Judy
 
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Here's the remaining unanswered parts of the DJ Quiz:

"This way if the chain breaks it should cut me in half cleanly."

"We'll settle this outside."

"No doubling back-I know your tricks."

"We're taking flying mules."

Bubbly Silly Leary

Big Grin
Judy
Mike, can you remember what you've said and when you've said it?
 
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