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Originally posted by judypearl:
Liz, Dave has that towel/goat pic over there. Wait! Don't look yet, we're running outta salts.

Sio, back at ya!

Judy

Now I'm blushin'!

Maybe Judy could be in charge of making up the quizes? What do you think, DC?

Smile

sio
 
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Do I get any points for coming back to look at the pictures?

Mike Rowe!!! It is totally unfair that you were given such genetically appealing traits.

Fainting couches aren't even in fashion anymore. What is a woman to do?

Let's see:

ants...the weird bug raising episode.

delta...where he met Raspy.

force-feeding ham....rescuing sea lions.

beautiful...he's always bragging, let's see...mud bath episode.

clean break...pulling Troy's van out of the mud.

clean underpants...doctor looking down his throat, he is a chicken.

blades...cutting up a block of frozen pig fat.

settle outside...alpaca spitting in his eye.

no doubling back...Paddy.

flying mules...mules = shoes...his boot coming off in the coffee plantation compost pile.

Ok there we go, My assignment is done.

Kathy
 
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...Raspy and Shari nervously sit in their chairs staring at the 'puter screens and THE TEST...Raspy seizes up and Shari ponders...

Uhm...Judy...Ms JudyP,

Before/if we start do you grade on a curve?
Do you accept essay answers?
Does the answers have to be in the form of a question?
Can I buy a vowel?
Can I have Potent Potables for $400?

Okay.

Yours In A "This is up the with the SATs" Rowe World,

Shari...blank
Raspy...snapped his pencil in two over the stress!
D!ckies! Big Grin Relaxed fit!
 
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Kathy, C+ for effort (Cuz "...we're C+ on a good day type of people." Wink )

Shari and Raspy-yes, yes, no, yes and on this here MB 'Every test comes with free booze Wink'

Only cap left to name: Leary. Hints-Mike was wearing a mainly red and white pullover during the segment, and he sneezed a lot at the end.

Big Grin
Judy
 
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Ooo!I know!That was the time Bear was in the
Everglades -he ate a turtle.Honestly.

Harold
 
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I got most of them...I'm just" a day late and a dollar short" as usual.....Oh well!!

...last cap-would that be dog grooming??

grasshopper
...cute quiz ...right Bubbles!
 
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Only cap left to name: Leary. Hints-Mike was wearing a mainly red and white pullover during the segment, and he sneezed a lot at the end.

Big Grin
Judy


I'm spent. I give, Judy (unless you want to unleash more hints).

Tracey

P.S. If I knew how to post screencaps, I would do it so you could play too.
 
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CoolI am clueless but enjoyed the pretty pictures and fun thread. Thanks again Judy.

Dust Maker
 
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Grasshopper, you are correct!

Thanks Tracey Wink

Glad you like it Dust Smile

Judy
 
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How in the H3ll can Bear eat a turtle? Harold!

Actually I wanted to peek at a certain picture again...sorry Mike. I know you want me to love you for your large head brain.

Kathy
 
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...and test your DJ knowledge!

Do y'all know which segments the quotes and caps below are from?


1. "Great job til the ants bit my genitals off."

Gator Egg Catcher

2. "Through the Delta. Is that slang for anus?"

Goose Catcher

3. "Don't make me come out there and force-feed you ham!"

Monkey Caretaker

4. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

Wine Cave Maker

5. "This way if the chain breaks it should cut me in half cleanly."

Concrete Spreader

6. "No it won't hurt me, but who's going to clean up my underpants later?"

Owl Vomit Collector

7. "The first blade pulls the whisker away from the face. The second blade pulls it further still, and the third blade cuts it flush."

Erosion Collison-Hydro

8. "We'll settle this outside.

Alpaca Shearer

9. "No doubling back-I know your tricks."

Grain Feeder

10. "We're taking flying mules."

Mule Logger



Big Grin
Judy




Emily
 
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...and one time,Bear was in the Scottish Highlands and he caught a rabbit.So he snapped
its neck and roasted it over a fire.Then he
ate it.Yeah.

It's true Kathy.Bear got this turtle, an he
stuck his knife in the head hole and lots of
blood shot out.Yeah.Then he roasted it in a
fire until it cooked it in the shell an then
he knew it was done because the shell started
flakin' off.Then he ate it.

Did I win?
 
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The head hole?
 
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E/K, no.

However, great way to hi-jack a thread. Your post has left me disturbed, grossed out and pvkeish. Thanks, I guess...I WAS feeling a litte bored before.

Nonetheless here are the consequences: From now on I will call you EeeKy and you must post something hilarious/spew-inducing (as is your usual MO) in the thread addressed to you Big Grin (You know I love ya!)

LOL Kathy!

Judy
 
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Did we give up on Leary?


Nicole
 
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Hi Nicole Smile Grasshopper correctly guessed Leary is from the Pet Groomer segment.

Judy
 
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Weeelll Kzamba,with turtles there's the head
hole,arm hole,leg hole and tail hole.The hole
in the shell wence each turtle member resides.
Read a book...

Harold
 
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Julep, "E/K" or "EeeKy"??Hmmm.Good one!
 
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Frown Sorry, typo! I meant E/H. Above you sign plain Harold again.
I shall just call you Dahling from now on. (No, no type there.)

Judy
 
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Judy these are great. I was just looking for some ?&a's, and these are perfect.
 
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