Have you all heard the question, "If 7-11s are open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, fifty-two weeks a year, why do the doors have locks?"

Well, I actually found the answer! They lock the doors during the night shift if the clerk has to re-stock the cooler. They do so in order to keep someone from making off with a small fortune in cigs and candy-bars.

Now, I'm trying to find out just why there's no mouse-flavored cat food. (Yeah, I have no life.)

Why are you allowed to declaw cats, which is inhumane and requires dismemberment, and not DOGS!

I have two dogs. I hate doing their nails.

~Maks
Just found an answer to the lazy question, lol

"Now, I'm trying to find out just why there's no mouse-flavored cat food. (Yeah, I have no life.)"

Another very good question!

grasshopper

"The average can of cat food has the nutritional value of seven mice."
-Uncle John's Bathroom Reader: Wonderful World of Odd.

Why do I get a rash on my fanny every time I eat grapefruit?

Megan

Well Megan, it probably doesn't have so much to do with your eating them as it has to do with your sitting half-naked in a bathtub with grapefruit halves floating around you.

I'll turn on White Rabbit for you.

R. Duke

Thanks, man...

I was starting to think I would have to go outside and get one of the maids to do it...

Dr. Gonzo

#%$!, you've gone completely sideways, man!


You want me to throw this thing in the tub when White Rabbit peaks, is that it?

Duke.

*writhes in bathtub and groans like walrus in heat*

Dr. Gonzo

Oh, here's another one - and if anyone knows the answer, I'd be much appreciative:

How come Hawaii has an interstate?

They don't want Hawaii to feel left out, even though it's way off in a corner all by itself.

If a tree falls in the forest.............

........Do all the other trees laugh at it?

~Maks
I would

Bit of trivia from my Criminal Justice courses: Hawaii is also the only state without a state police force. Which makes the show Hawaii 5-0 just that much more surreal.

There's no mouse-flavored cat food because cats aren't buying the food. *grin*

(No point in mentioning these bats...)

Megz, I really think you may want to look into a nice 12 step program. Just.. ya know.. for your little grapefruit problem!

Why is there a Braille pad on the drive-up teller?

Anne

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why is it called a soap opera when noboday sings?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown??

And if heat rises...shouldn't h3ll be cold???

Hmmmmmm....

Dani V

[quote](No point in mentioning these bats...)[/quote]

Nice one, Ewinbee.
*swats at bats with a flyswatter*


We can't stop here. This is BAT country!!!

Raoul Duke

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

AND

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? From what I know, rabbits don't lay eggs.

Why do animal crackers taste like cookies?

Sarah