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Seems to me that Mike Rowe is full of it--witty humor, that is!!

For everyone on the boards here, what's your favorite "Rowe-ism"....quote, saying, etc, from either the show or message boards?

Fire away!
 
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I love when he slips back to his Baltimore, western-shore youth, and says things like:

"That boy ain't right"

and

"Can't see a daggone thing."

Of course, the occasional mis-pronunciation of "weter" comes out now and then as well.

Can't help himself, I'm sure.

Chris, one time eastern-shore resident. Uhm... Correction. Delmarva resident. I lived in DE, not MD.
 
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I like when he says "I usually handle the comedy."
 
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The word "Poo" is always funny to hear!

Ben
 
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A man who deliberately covers himself in poo, is not sexy. - Mike Rowe

My other favorite quote/moment was when he made the shark biologist admit he couldn't have done it without him.

~Amber
 
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"Verlin the potato magician"

Robin Kobza
 
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He cracked himself up with that one!
 
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"never get into a pen with 250 live alligators, even if some duy named {fill in name} tells you to."
 
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on chicken sexing..

MR: "you sure are throwing them around, does that hurt them?"

Chicken Sexer: "nope"
 
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The chick sexer was my favorite. Betcha cant guess why... I love it here in Webster City, Iowa! Is that where I am? Idaho, maybe? Being transplanted for security purposes ..Madame Pres you know.. is good. I'm adjusting well.

"...well Ashlyn, I'm only one man" Yes, you are. Now get to work, sweetcheeks.


Ash
Chick sexer extraordinaire

Cathy now owns the best line of the entire series. I can live with that, cause Cathy is so d*rn (is that a trigger word?) cute and sweet. Kick that pirate a**, baby!
 
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Originally posted by cathyh1970:
But you, Madame President, will always be first in Mike's heart.

Cathy


Lesse, if Ash is first, and Cathy is 2nd, can I be 3rd?
 
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I liked when he said in Don's owl segment "I wonder who is going to clean my underpants??"

HAHAHA Razz

Ar
 
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Lesse, if Ash is first, and Cathy is 2nd, can I be 3rd?

Get in line, Zulu. I've been around here a lot longer than you have been, and I'm still down around #15 or so.

And that's not even counting the guys. Wink

Edi
 
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
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Zulie sidles up to get in line...where's it end? LOL



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Lesse, if Ash is first, and Cathy is 2nd, can I be 3rd?

Get in line, Zulu. I've been around here a lot longer than you have been, and I'm still down around #15 or so.

And that's not even counting the guys. Wink

Edi
 
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"Unfortunately both of my hands are full so i won't be able to violate an aligator"
 
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In the episode w/Holly he said something like, "I'm just burning to get dirty." or maybe it was, "I'm burning to do a dirty job!"

Erica
Oh yeah..."A wrench for a wench!" I thought that was particularly brave! Big Grin
 
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There's just too many to name!
 
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Rowe-ism (noun): humorous and/or colorful phrase or sentence that describes a person, place, or event.

Dictionary entries are not my area of expertise.
 
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Erica
Oh yeah..."A wrench for a wench!" I thought that was particularly brave! Big Grin[/QUOTE]

Forgot about that one...that has to be the best...brave man!!

I liked tonights...
"Where's the naked twister?"
 
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