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Here's one from today's blooper's
"you don't have any knees you freaky hobbit"
 
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I liked, from tonight's episode,
"I don't like boat building."

Or something to that effect. Smile
 
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I also liked last night when he said (during outtakes) "did I go too far" or did he say, "did I take that too far" ....someone help me!!

Miss Robin
 
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I don't remember the name he said, but the new top of the list has got to be
"How does my but look [camera girls name] Do you like what you see little girl?"

I almost choked! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
 
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I tried to post these last night but got busted!!

1) "OK, who's poooooo-in?"
2) "That's a great big ball of yarn"
3) and of course, naked twister!! YOW-SA!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY, ALL.

Arlene
 
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I'd have to agree, there are just too many! But they're all great!! I laughed my a$$ when he was sayin the line about his bumb to the sound girl! LOL

And the part about you have no knees you hobbit!! LOL OMG!!!
 
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Originally posted by ocomg:
Seems to me that Mike Rowe is full of it--witty humor, that is!!

For everyone on the boards here, what's your favorite "Rowe-ism"....quote, saying, etc, from either the show or message boards?

Fire away!
The thing with the shark OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
 
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"Good god!" - "Oh god" - "Ooohhhh my god" - "My god!" and all included variations...

Now that I think about it, Mike must have found religion :-)
 
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You guys forgot one of my Favorites
"What a Stupid Way to Die".
 
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quote:
Originally posted by cathyh1970:
"Just so ya know"
"ya think?"
"Of course I'm doing it wrong. When I said hello I told you all I know about..."
"a hunk of cr*p just flew down my throat."
"They are not right in the head!"
"And I thought those ostrich guys were sick in the head!"
"Don't alligators sleep on the bottom?"
"No he didn't hurt me...he scared me."
"just think about what you've done."
"That will be all"

Cathy


Good ones, Cath.

"Forget hoof and mouth disease, I'm gonna get poo-in-mouth disease."
"And tell [Dave] to take a shower." (Said when I asked him for Dave's email address for an interview)
 
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ok...how about...

"So...this is how it ends"

and I love how everythings is

"Diabolical"
 
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I liked the "Turkey" comments:

"Who's Dead?"

"You can identify the dead ones by their conspicuous lack of movement"

..."shuffled off it's mortal coil" That's from Shakespear I believe.

Laura
 
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Bump huh? I gotta get me a nickname.
Also after asking if anyone had ever gotten hurt catfish noodling and being told something like, "no not really though someone did drown."
Mike,"well thats getting hurt"
 
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Welcome, Jerry. Good to hear from a fellow resident of the Palmetto State.

Jan
 
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"Let me drink you in." (Spoken to Big Toot)

Ron ~ the one you posted was my favorite from the Viewers Choice Show when Our Man Mike was speaking into the tire and asking Rhea..."Do you like what you see little girl?"

Funny, Funny Darling Man!

Yours In A Rowe World,
Shari
DJAC
 
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Trust Shari to know the name of the sound girl. (I think I called her a camera girl in my post)
I could stop laughing with that one. Mike is such a cut-up.
 
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Ron,
I remembered your name too ~

But I confess I am a cornicopia of useless information...just so ya know.

Shari
 
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I just thought of another one :

When Mike is at the zoo talking to the guy that picks up all the animals poo.
" So your a poo man. "
 
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My favorite is in the episode where the pulled the old wood out of the water..

"You had me at slow growing virgins"
 
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Just think if you combined some of our good Mike's Rowe-isms. "Slowing growing Virgins playing naked Twister ~ just so ya know, I said all I know when I said...A Giant Hunk of Snot...your a poo man...I'm a Dirty Boy!"

Kinda sounds naughty does it not!

Yours in Dirty Jobs World,
Love Ya Mike!
Shari
 
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