How about..."Hey there...can I have your Ovum? Holy Cr@p!..She just gave birth!...that just isn't natural!..What you are saying is you couldn't have done this without me...if you will...(the saga continues)
Sorry if I missed it earlier in this thread, but I liked "Man who f@rt in church sit in own pew". You probably can't catch that unless you replay because the fireman was speaking at the same time. "Just so ya know." Jan
You guys forgot another favorite of mine. He said this when he was picking up golfballs: "Look Ma,No Hands" Hey,Mike,did you really want your mom to see that?You said in another post that your family is both proud and horrified by what you do.If I was your mom I wouldn't be horrified at all.Instead I would tell everyone that I think you are the greatest son a mother could have.
another post i am about to give a right royal bump to . as well as whats already been listed for some reason the confusion about the aluminum solid/salad makes me laugh . i thought the guy in cash's said salad as well but then again i am not used to american accents i also think mikes reaction when he beeps the horn on the magentic grab is very funny . it tends to be the little things that mke me laugh
I"m sure everyone knows my all time favorite - I've spoken of it before, "now that is one clean vulva!" and there is lots of squealing at my house whenever he calls himself a very dirty boy :-D
There are so many "Roweisms", Mike is a funny man. Guiness lady mentioned my absolute favorite. When Mike was at the scrap metal yard and accidentally hit the horn on the machine. With a look of child like glee on his face he looked at the camera and said something to the effect of "Hey I gotta horn." It was absolutely precious. It just made me want to cuddle him, but then what doesn't!!!!! I can't remember exactly what he said but on the house moving episode, he said something like he had a girlfriend like once, "Big on top, narrow on the bottom." I'd have to watch the episode again to catch that one. Great thread by the way.
I think I've mentioned these before in another post, but here they are again: "I've got a roach in the bad place." "I think I'm on the verge of learning something." "...millions of bats disrespecting me simultaneously..." I also like "What a stupid way to die." I used this quote just the other day when I got my arm stuck in my niece's car seat (long story....but let's just say that if it can happen, it will happen to me). Allison
i found another couple . when mike is building the cob house and swallows the plaster made form sand ,clay,water, and a more questionable item ( if i describe it i could get done for bad language ) the house builder says to mike don;t drop the bucket so hard and mike says i have never met a man with such useful tips at a more useless time . i just thought that was priceless . i also like the comment when does the plaster stop smelling like the south bound end of a northbound cow .
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"we're just a coupla guys squeezing the crap out of chickens..."
loved it.
Have to say though, I also loved the look on Mike's face at the dog groomers, when Dylan is trying to shave the dogs "whizzer" and she says "see the yellow on there?" and mike just closes his eyes and nods, not even caring to look at it anymore....
It would be hard for me to choose one particular thing that Mike said, however, Mike does have a very expressive face. What I find that I enjoy most is watching the expressions on his face as he's doing something or something has happened or he gives a deadpan look into the camera. My favorite was when he was sinking into the tub of volcanic mud at the spa. He had this truly worried look on his face and then said that he had mud in places it didn't belong. I laughed so hard I don't think I'll ever forget it.
