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Originally posted by keiriinight:
"The last thing I need is to rush you to the hospitle is some kind of...Worm shock!"

I thought that was so cute!

♥ Emily

From the hauling logs with mules episode, after Barsky flung himself out of the way of the oncoming log:

"You know I've never seen Barksy jump that high before. He was like some kind of sprite - like something out of...legend."

This one from Rose Mary Parade:

"Today I will get my renvenge."

Hyper Jessica

* I've always heard of the saying as, "Te$ticles, spectacles, wallet, and watch."

* I had to look up the smegm@ chi thing too.

* Another Roweism I like, "I feel heat in a place where a man's not supposed to feel heat."

Take Care -
Another Meghan

Now that reminds me of th elava mud bath where he says I've got mud in places where a man shouldn't have mud.

And that reminds me of one from the salmon counting episode: "It's actually sp3rm, and it should never come tumbling out of a fish like that."

i like it when he said "i thought the ostriche guys where crazy"

Mike on the bugs that look like leaves:
"Its always bad when your identity id mistaken for poo."

haha i love this guy.

and then when mike is curled up in a boiler of the Meditta (i think that was the name):
"There are many positions a man can make inside a boiler, but i prefer the fetal postion."

Janelle

This is from the under-water lubber jack episode:

"Your greasing me up? Oh, your hands are so soft."

Hyper Jessica

"I just made a penguin hyperventilate...that's a first."

Gotta love the 'penguin-panarama'.

He said something along the lines of "I strive to be compentent..."

I live life by that saying.

Does my az$ look fat in these Dickies?

Teri

"It kind of tickles your wee-w33 this high.."

"Objects in harness appear bigger then they really are" (then he adjusts the harness!)

Liz

"I've been deemed unsuitable to ride the Bobcat"

"I'm my own grandpa"

"I'm bleeding on the inside if it makes you feel better"

I like these quotes to:

Lithography Guy: We are going to put a little more color ontop of your head.
Mike: Can you put a little more hair ontop of my head?

"What the heck happened?! You put on a little Turbo Boudin?!"

"Is that lighting or did I have a stroke?"

Hyper Jessica

My Favorite "Rowe-ism" comes from the 100th episode show, where Mike is helping install a billboard, he's all bent over working away and the camera gets a "behind" shot, Mike turns to the camera and says " Does my ass look big in these Dickies?"

No Mike,

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I also like:

"I'm a puppet master!"
"This is your horse. This is your horse on drugs. Any questions?"
"Hamburgers just don't taste the same anymore."
"I can smell it now."
"I've always just wanted to leap into a pig pen."

Hyper Jessica

The "dickies" comment absolutely cracked me up - one of my fave's

At the sign: "I have changed my outfit" (not his T-shirt, or clothes, of course)

TVTerri

One more before I go to bed:

"Jealous?" (as he poses on the catwalk)

Hyper Jessica