My favorite one of mike's "Rowe-isms" is when he is putting up a billboard and talking to some of the poeple that are there helping him you know to have fun and one of the guys say "you know we actually started a fire out here" and then Mike asks how they did it then he explains and here's where the Rowe-ism come's in and says "wow.There's no better way to draw attention to an advertisement than an open flame" That's hilarious!

i was watching an lder show . mike was in a winery making wine . he is in a skip full of grape stalks and he looks down and says man i have stained my d!kies ( where ! stands in for the letter i !) . the girl working with him gives him a look as if to say what the heck are you on about then mike says my pants . she looks visibly relived .

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It was just one word..........."Dingleberries".
I think I went to the floor in laughter. I wish I could explain here, but I can't.

My dad used to use that word alot here is what he told me they are "little pieces or toilet paper and poo that stick to your bottom and you don't wipe off"

I also laughed at this because I didn't know crickets got dingleberries. ^^


Jana W.

I saw that, very funny. I think he could tell after 3 seconds she didn't get the joke. So he clarified by saying "my pants". I would have told him if I were her, "sounds like a personal problem homes." But she was very serious about the job, I understand that. Not too keen to joke at the time.

Gayle

The one that cracks me up every time was on the billboard ep.

"And maybe later we can go to the Theeater and get ourselves a Raadiater"

That was pretty witty

Mike says some funny things, like-

"Does my ass look big in these dickies"
"This is ill-advised!"

"Objects in harness may appear bigger than they really are."

That was so sexy......Even though it should be the other way around. You know, objects in harness appear smaller than they really are.

I think that makes sense.

"That's a big snake. Big snake. That's a big snake."
That was during commerical, I don't remember how he said it in the episode.

Hyper Jessica

Morning Jess, That is pretty much how he said it with the addition of "You want an adjective to describe the snake. Big."
Anthony

i loved the snake wrangler episode

when he freaked out about the pythons he was having to move

he looked absolutely terrified and was just babbling

"that's a big snake, big snake, you want an adjective for that snack it's big, big snake"

love ya mike

One of my favorite "Rowe-isms" has got to be from the Billboard episode when he is bent over and looks at the camera and says" does my a$$ look big in these dickies?" I about cracked up, and for the record Mike, absolutely not!

"Hiss and p!ss, virtually interchangeable terms"

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Okay, so I've never posted here before, but after sitting here and reading through some of these, and literally crying form laughing so hard, I just had to chime in.
Here are a few of my favorites:

That's not a dog...it's a ball of yarn that's developed it's own respiratory system!

"It takes a very confident man to admit he's capable of doing shockingly stupid things"

"I'm what you call a natural with the heifers.


What can I say...the man makes me giggle!

-Samantha

I know this has most likey been on here before but Mike says this all the time! "Just so ya know..."

♥ Emily

Mike, to a cameraman:
"You haven't tasted poo yet?! How long have you been on this job?"

On a episode where he helped clean out a septic tank he said, "Somebody's eatin their fiber" Eeewwww... Not an image I want in my head if ya get my drift... eewwww...

This is one of my favorites from the episode Poo Pot maker.

"So even though they're cow pots, they're not poo pots.

The latest one I love is, "I've spent my whole life avoiding impact on nuts." -Kristi

Just saw the Billboard episode for the first time and the "does my a$$ look big in these Dickies?" is the best.
And Mike, yes it did. But i'm a guy and could care less about your a$$.

Great show. You truly looked pertified.
Thanks for all you Doo Doo.

Wayne "The Rookie"

Well that's a relief!! I'm sure that Mike would be happy to know that you don't care what his a$$ looks like either