" I won't be mocked by technology when it's faced down"

"Demon thread..curse this mystery!!"

Hil.Ar.I.Ous.

From the mattress episode:
"Years of farts just jam packed in there"
*holding up a pair of handcuffs* "What happened HERE?!"

From the camel episode
"For those of you just tuning in, this isn't what it looks like."

From the turkey inseminator episode
*poo flies througb the air* "GAH! DAMMIT!"
*goose farts* "That was the goose, I swear to God."
"To everything, there's a tern, tern, tern."

From the brick maker episode
"I thought you hauled ash."

From the steel mill episode
"GAH! My face is melting!"

That's all I can think of right now.

I like when Mike makes sexual references that always make perfect sense. He's such a dirty old man! One of my favorite parts is when he is making sausages and the guy says "Well, now we've got to put the casing on it" and it looks like well.... you know... and Mikes like "Now that's a motion I'm familiar with"

one of his i like isobjects in harness appears bigger than they realy are"

another good one from Mike "you might say im nuts about bolts"

Glass Making:

"A lot of people need to do things exactly right...and I ain't one of them."

"Just tell me what to do and don't let me explode."

"We're chiseling our way into h3ll...Wanna come?"


Dani

Rocky Reach Dam:

"These guys are so big, they make me feel like Barsky."

"That piece is screwed in there like Samson...not sure what that means."

"This is the most tedious, time consuming, jacked job that I've seen in a long time."

"I don't live in a world of extra credit anymore."

"I'm just going to hang here for awhile. Reflect on all I've done wrong."

"What's more interesting, the fact that Carl created this or that he borrowed it from some pre-existing design that doesn't have a name or that he somehow christened it a bone foo for reasons that aren't entirely clear to me."

"If ignorance is bliss...I've got a lot of bliss."

Dani

The Gourd Maker episode:

Still makes me giggle when Mike is re-enacting his QVC days, trying to sell the snowmen gourds.

"You can buy the pair of them for $38.29. And you can also spread that out in nine convenient payments of...uhhh...$1.09."

Love those math skills.

Dani

Safety Third:

"The two hour mandatory sewer training would put a glass eye to sleep."

Dani