quote:

Originally posted by greeneyedbamablonde:
Melinda, there is hope for you yet.

My dearest Shari! If you could only see the look of disappointment on my face... I don't like ANYTHING covering the precious little toddler swirl of hair on the back of Mike's head EXCEPT a baseball cap where his remaining hair is free to curl up around its edges and behind his ear... when he gets sweaty...

Where am I? What's my name? Is it hot in here... I feel faint.
Oh yeah...

AND Mike in a turtleneck? LORD... NO!

As I was saying... I am sending that sweet little mudbug some Merlot!
Please don't tell him that I ate at the Cajun Steamer TWICE on my B'day. NONE of his relatives were involved. But I did enjoy my weight in crab legs... Thanks to the TIME BANDIT!

Mike, Sweat Heart, you know I'll take you in whatever you wear... but please show a girl with an artist's eye some courtesy and think before you dress.

Or at least do what I do before I get dressed... I look in the mirror and I say, "What would a Victoria's Secret model wear?" Wait maybe that won't work for you.

The last thing I need to see is YOU trying out for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Soooo Mike, the beanie? What gives?

Jana

Jana, glad to meet you. I read the entire thread and came back for this little gem. I have been picturing Mike in a beanie and several of the latest Victoria secret fashions . The Rocky Horror picture show ,heels and all , are making me giggle. I'm not quite sure what the audience is going to throw but I will have TP and an umbrella.

Sharon,

Dust Maker

JANA! DARLIN'!

Where you been girl? I have missed you. You must come back by the store to see me ,and fill me in on what's up with you and yours. I must disagree with you though----I kinda like the 'boggan. There ain't been much that I've seen the Man in--or out of for that matter--which hasn't looked good to me.

Your fellow Bama girl---blue-eyed though,
Shannon

a legend???

wow it is only tuesday and i have have gotten my laugh for the week.

wow mike i thought this was your board. my mind must be slipping.

take care and stay dirty,

arlene

a little late postscript

PS Jana, I didn't realize that you and I graduated the same year and were the same age.

And, Jeremy.....33 ain't old sweetheart. I just hit my stride, and this October, I'll be 34.

Shannon

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Originally posted by arleney:
wow it is only tuesday and i have have gotten my laugh for the week.

arlene

That's good! It's always good to lighten up around here, isn't it?

Diana.
always ready for a good laugh.

Again, you ladies r way to tame, going on about what Mike should wear, what articles of clothing suit him best..is it not obvious, the best suit for him, is his birthday.

A request: Mike, could you maybe keep your hair long though, is no contest there.

Keep it grimy....

Michele.

Mike,

I have missed your posts and how they remind me of big ol' fancy words like "imprimatur." My, my... what must it be like to have the privilege of conversing with adults at least once a day? I do miss it so.

I'm glad you are still around and recalcitrant as ever!
(Yet another word from which you've dusted the cobwebs)

HI everyone! I am glad to see so many old friends and even more new ones. Thank you so much for the warm welcome back... I feel all teary like when Mike was sweet talking that newborn baby calf. >>sniffle<<

DJ is the dirt that holds us all together... Mike is the icing... all sticky and delicious... Did I type that? Diane, look no more on my public shame. (i'm gettin' an e-mail about THAT one!)

Pingu & MicroFan... thanks for the smelling salts, Mike does give me the vapors.

Really Meggy-poo? "A friend's house," Dooo tell. Oh wait, do you have the same tuqeing policy that T does?

REALLY T?

quote:

P.S. Jana, white starched shirt and suspenders? Sounds like the uniform de rigeur of someone I've met before!

Must you drag the World's BEST Granddaddy into this? Now I feel all weird inside... like I need therapy. Gee thanks.

Ok- lets all get back to what is REALLY important:

MIKE IN SUSPENDERS DURING SHARK WEEK!!!

(Did you read that Discovery?)

Jana
PS Wait, I guess all newborn calves are babies...
It's late I am tired. Shut up Diane.
(I'll get an e-mail about that too)

quote:

Originally posted by greeneyedbamablonde:
Jana
PS Wait, I guess all newborn calves are babies...
It's late I am tired. Shut up Diane.
(I'll get an e-mail about that too)

<taps foot> Where IS Diane, btw? I suppose it would be asking too much to actually see her here too? (feels kinda reunionish around here today)<--a good thing, to be sure.

Well, Here's a "Hi Diane" <waves hanky>

Diana.

quote:

Originally posted by mikerowe:
Then one day, in the summer of '93, I gave it all away, along with everything else I owned....

Mike

Mike,

I've reread this post and if by any chance you happen to revisit here, there are a couple of us that are curious as to Why you decided to give everything you owned away?
Were the things you owned beginning to "own" you?
Is this a story you can share? I am very interested.

grasshopper

I got nothin' witty or astute about the topic but just wanted to say Hi! to Jana.

Hi!

Laurann (who now returns you to your regularly scheduled thread)

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i have have gotten my laugh for the week

Really, now?

You actually allow yourself ONE slip-up a week? Don't worry, though. It would take a truly soulless person to dethrone you from the top of my "Who Pi$$ed on HER Pop-Tart" list.

Jana, dahling!
You always have been rather oddly preferential about how Mikey should dress. While I can agree with you on most of it, I have to go against you on the beanie thing.

While it does defy all that is comprehensible to humankind that there is enough elastic in this world to stretch a piece of fabric over a noggin that size, it is hardly unflattering. I think it's rather adorable.

But this coming from the one who prefers his hair short, so what do I know?

And, of course, I don't really care in the end.

But it's good to see you back again.
Love ya, babe!

Stef

PS ~ Oh, yeah. Love you too, Mike. Not necessarily in a "puppy breath and buttered popcorn" kind of way, but in an equally innocuous way that reveals fewer of my odd proclivities.

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Originally posted by av8orchk:

quote:

i have have gotten my laugh for the week

Really, now?

You actually allow yourself ONE slip-up a week? Don't worry, though. It would take a truly soulless person to dethrone you from the top of my "Who Pi$$ed on HER Pop-Tart" list.

yay stef is back!

and i did not understand a word you said as usual.

have a good day!

smoochies.

arlene

quote:

Originally posted by east1952:

When I'm in NYC I always notice how everyone seems to dress in black. I don't know if it's to look professional, or just because they have no sense of style.

Liz

Yep. NYC, totally lacking in style... you said it Liz - especially on 7th Ave in the 30's

quote:

Originally posted by av8orchk:
But this coming from the one who prefers his hair short, so what do I know?

EXACTLY.

Ah Steffers... you know I love you.
But leave the Old-man lovin' and fashion critiquing to moi, how 'bout it? And I'll leave the underaged cameraman lovin' to you.

I used to think it was Mike's eyes that I liked so much... but cover up that precious medium ash brown hair and I look away in horror. Who knew? I am shocked as anyone else. But then again you and I have always said it's the sum of Mike's parts... right?

Soooo... do you need your rusty scissors sharpened... Q-tips unwrapped... spurs shined? Nope, I think you've got that all covered.

Love always,
Jana

Glad I emerged from the other side of Jupiter in time to catch Jana-Bama returning...

Just imagine if Mike had worn a CRIMSON snuggie! Luckily, it was at least dark blue, with a hint of orange (I think he did say, however, "Roll, Tide, Roll").

You may wish to punish him with a 3" heel to the cranium for such impertinence.

Still catching the best of Chattanooga's Music Festival? From UT to Auburn,

Gort

Gort, Gort, Gorttie-Pooh!

How are YOU!?

Yes.. yes.. Mike knows NEVER to send crimson >shiver< underthingies... IF he felt so inclined.

The words "Roll T*de Roll" would NEVER fall from Mike's lips.
EVER.
He knows better.

I haven't been to ChattVegas in months... my suburban's gas tank is WAAAY too big! I'd chuck Black Betty if she wasn't already paid for!-

I am sad to say... that I found that horrid headgear of Mike's so disturbing that not even a bright orange AU could have redeemed him.
Nope.

Jana

quote:

Originally posted by mikerowe:
Dear Jana
Hard to say what's next, Jana. Maybe spats will make a comeback?

Mike

Yes, that,27inch bellbottoms, the white-man afro, and our sobriety.

Then again, Im a wishful thinker


BIB

quote:

Originally posted by micro_fan:

quote:

Originally posted by greeneyedbamablonde:
Jana
PS Wait, I guess all newborn calves are babies...
It's late I am tired. Shut up Diane.
(I'll get an e-mail about that too)

<taps foot> Where IS Diane, btw? I suppose it would be asking too much to actually see her here too? (feels kinda reunionish around here today)<--a good thing, to be sure.

Well, Here's a "Hi Diane" <waves hanky>

Diana.

Good gravy! Can't a girl get some sleep around here? I hear my name like a creak from an opening crypt, and I throw on the first thing that's clean (read: that doesn't smell.)

Okay. I'm here. What do you want? Do you want an opinion on Mike's wardrobe/hair choices? Hasn't this been covered a gazillion times before? Are there an inordinate amount of questions in my post?

As long as Mike does not wear that dreadful straw cowboy-ish hat like in the second segment at the alligator farm, my inner child will not cry out in mortal agony.

Hello everyone . . . and Mike.

Diane

Hey Diane!

scartlet? as in O'Hara? or would that be O'Harried? Wait, maybe that reads more like tartlett... hmmm...

At least I can spell this one!

Welcome Back from your winter's slumber, or at least I hope this isn't a drive-by posting...?

Dianar.

quote:

Hello everyone . . . and Mike.

Diane

Bwah ha ha ha hahaaaaa

MY PLAN WORKED!

You're such a cheap date, Dee Bee!

Love ya, Mean it!
Jana
>wink<