Dear Mike,
How about a short poem to lull you into la la land?
May your slumber be peaceful and sweet
May your days be less than neat
Since you're the host of Dirty Jobs
You've become the head peon
We love to smile along with you
Especially when you're covered in poo
So rest well now our weary friend
And get ready to do it all again!
Look out (insert your favorite poet here. My brain is fried!)

Julie