It was soooooo worth watching the video over and over 8 times to make sure I (hopefully) got the words right ... there's a video of the song on youtube if you want to check it out ... enjoy !

The Dirty Jobs Song
Now everyone who’s got a job has got his dues to pay
Working for a paycheck and getting through the day
But if you’re bored or otherwise inclined to be a slob
Grab some boots and lose that suit and get a Dirty Job
Fight a fire or tread a tire or ride a garbage truck
Save a seal or make some meal or manage miles of muck
Misbehave inside a cave with 40 million bats
Find some friendly roaches in a sewer filled with rats
Dirty Jobs, they’re everywhere just take a look around
Down the street or up the stairs or even underground
You don’t need to borrow, beg and you don’t need to rob
All you've got to do is get yourself a Dirty Job
All you've got to do is get yourself a Dirty Job
Smelly loads and foul commodes all need to be addressed
Chimney sweeps and chicks that peep can make an awful mess
Wrangle herds of cranky birds that bite and kick and stomp
Mine for gold or dig a hole or navigate a swamp
Dig for clams or handle ham or work with stinging bees
Clean a dump or lift a pump or labor out at sea
Run a rig or chase a pig … find vomit from an owl
Change your course and shoe a horse or reach inside a cow
Dirty Jobs, they’re everywhere just take a look around
Down the street or up the stairs or even underground
You don’t need to borrow, beg and you don’t need to rob
All you've got to do is get yourself a Dirty Job
All you've got to do is get yourself a Dirty Job
Cleaning skulls, collecting balls or working down a drain
Killing bugs or picking spuds or separating grain
Sweat and toil or drill for oil or tear apart a float
Pull a teat or chip concrete or shave an ornery goat
Drive a nail, replace a rail or disembowel a fish
Tackle grime or grow some slime inside a Petri dish
Tar a roof or clean a hoof or handle poison toads
Brew some beer or drag a deer across a busy road
Dirty Jobs, they’re everywhere just take a look around
Down the street or up the stairs or even underground
You don’t need to borrow, beg and you don’t need to rob
All you've got to do is get yourself a Dirty Job
All you've got to do is get yourself a Dirty Job
Now Dirty Jobs don’t guarantee no great big pile of loot
There ain’t no perks or fancy cars or golden parachutes
The pension plan is also rand, the pay is far from rich
But Dirty Jobs will keep you far from office politics
Sooooo don’t be scared or unprepared to tackle something rank
Pick up gum or have some fun inside a septic tank
Don’t begrudge a little sludge or working in a pit
But always ask to wear your mask when cleaning pigeon sh---eeee-whiz
Dirty Jobs, they’re everywhere just take a look around
Down the street or up the stairs or even underground
You don’t need to borrow, beg and you don’t need to rob
All you've got to do is get yourself a Dirty Job
All you've got to do is get yourself a Dirty Job
All you've got to do is get yourself a Dirty Job