I agree with doubleh on the lather rinse repeat bit. Like all the rest, funny as ...heck.

smarti,if anyone has earned a tattoo on miami-ink its definetly you!you deserve the garver treatment!!
COME ON TLC- PUT THE GIRL ON !!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE EITHER AT THE SHOP OR FROM TLC NEEDS TO READ THIS!!!!! KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE PEOPLE !! GARVER1 WERE ARE YOU?

vic, that's an EXCELLENT idea!

smarti,

Those stories are awsome, you should do a comic book with miami-ink, I hope the guys read them, your very talented! Keep up the awsome work! Can't wait til the next one!!!

Hailing all ink pots,

If you enjoy reading smarti's "Ink Man and Tat Boy" short stories. Then jump up to my thread "Attention TLC Director or Mod Ivy". Let's save those stories and voice our thoughts!

We owe it to smarti for making us laugh a little more!

I always check this thread to see what's up in the daily lives of Ink Man and Tat Boy. Keep it up smarti!

Egad, I've created a monster!

The chief of police strides up to three women deep in a heated argument.

Chief: Ladies, ladies, what’s the trouble?

Woman: Look! We all ended up with exactly the same tattoo!

The women present their identical tattoos.

Woman: He told me it was custom. I paid extra!

Chief: Who would commit such a dastardly deed?

A blindingly bright flash washes over the helpless citizens. A man in a long overcoat appears, a camera dangling around his neck. The women point.

Women: It’s him!

Chief: Good heavens, it’s The Flasher!

Flasher: That’s right, Chief.

The Chief draws his gun.

Chief: Hands up, Flasher!

The Flasher whips open his overcoat. 50,000 watts hit the Chief right in the face.

Chief: I’m blind!

Suddenly, from the darkness comes a high pitched whine, like a tattoo machine only ten times stronger. It's the Ink Mobile! The highly colorful vehicle screeches to a halt as Ink Man and Tatboy jump out.

Flasher: Well, if it isn’t Winkman and Matteboy! (Get it? Matte?)

Ink Man: Put that thing away, Flasher!

Flasher: You’ll never stop me, Ink Man! Soon, every citizen in town will have the EXACT SAME TATTOO! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tatboy: Holy Xerox, Ink Man! It’ll be the end of individuality!

Ink Man: Come, Tatboy, let’s make sure he doesn’t duplicate his mistake!

Ink Man and Tatboy spring into action. POINT! CLICK! WIND!

It's over in moments. The Flasher lies vanquished in the street, bundled up in his own overcoat.

Flasher: Curse you, Ink Man!

Ink Man takes the Chief’s blindly flailing arm.

Ink Man: Chief, we’ll take you to the ophthalmologist on the way to the jail.

Woman: But what about our identical tattoos?

Ink Man: Do you like them?

Woman: Well... yes.

Woman #2: Actually, it’s exactly what I wanted.

Woman #3: No way, I’m getting mine pimped.

Ink Man: Just remember, it’s up to you to decide what’s the right tattoo for you!

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Flasher: Well, if it isn’t Winkman and Matteboy! (Get it? Matte?)

smarti... I really loved that part!
"Ink Gal" you could give Marvel a run for his money! LOL

ps... "Ink Gal" is a perfect nickname for you.

I think Garver, Nunez and Darren need to make an appearance

Working on it, b.

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Originally posted by smarti22:
Working on it, b.

Shibby

The crowd roars in approval and jumps to their feet, shouting:

"Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!"

... well, at least this member of the crowd does.

Bravo! Your work should be published. I'm serious too. I would buy it. For 100 bucks you can get your work published. Do it!!!

smarti... What else can I add to that!

gee, i'm falling behind on my reading here, smarti. i guess i don't come to this part of the forum enough. In any event, i should. I need the laughs! keep up the good work.

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Originally posted by vic21:
you deserve the garver treatment!! GARVER1 WERE ARE YOU?

i agree. you deserve -ahem- the garver treatment.

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i agree. you deserve -ahem- the garver treatment.

Garver1... come on drop the girl a line.

the saga continuesnce again brilliant!!

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Originally posted by page28:

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"Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!"

*Stands up and adds her voice and her clapping hands to the others*()()()()()()()()

You go girl!

Oh my, I just checked into this thread, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! Plus I'm at work and people are now passing strange glances t me (I'm supposed to be reviewing financial statements). Thank you that provided a much needed break from the monotonous.

I aim to please!

I will take a heaping helping of that "Garver treatment" though...

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Originally posted by smarti22:
I aim to please!

I will take a heaping helping of that "Garver treatment" though...

oh i love them so much...i was away from the site for a week and i immediately returned to read the ones i had missed!

Smarti,

You are so creative! I love your stories!

Okay, you asked for it...

A young girl runs up to Ink Man and Tatboy on the street.

Girl: Ink Man! Ink Man, help me! I wanna tattoo, but my mom won’t let me! It’s not fair!

Tatboy: Holy temper tantrum, Ink Man! She can’t be mor