Mike should come and become a dirt track race car driver/crew for a day on the wonderful red clay mud that has become so popular here in the state of West Virginia.
It is a very popular sport around here, but you can't help but get dirty. Whether it be by eating the 5 lbs of mud flying at you while watching the race, laying in the mud to change the gears in the transmission, driving the car or by sitting nearly anywhere at the track as a spectator (which is mostly the jobs of the racing team rather than the driver as I am not sure as to the liability of the show should Mike get injured or a race car get crashed).