Mike, I am a firefighter and can honestly say that overhaul after a fire in a home that hasn't been maintained is one of the most disgusting jobs you can do! You cannot help getting the nast on you, there is no way around it! It absorbs into your skin and takes days to work itself out.
ps. I just watched your episode on squeezing the poo out of baby chicks and I do believe you have captured my heart!!