Well Mike, let me first say that I love your show. You are one of the best tv hosts ever! So, allow me now to tell you about my dirty job. I have been wanting to invite you to do my job for a long time now, but I'm pretty sure it violates all kinds of laws. I am a CNA (certified nurse assistant). At least 6 hours of my 12 hour shift are spent cleaning various bodily fluids. You ever changed a diaper? How about the diaper of a 250 pound man who cannot move? I've been peed on, spit on, and pooped on. People fart in my face on a daily basis. I've even been sprayed with a fine mist of diarrea. I empty all kinds of tubes going into all kinds of organs and wounds, full of different smelly fluids. What's weird is most of the time, it doesn't bother me. But show me a tiny piece of phlegm and I have to leave the room or else I'll vomit. Oh yeah, vomit. Almost forgot about that. . . .
Anyhoo, wish you could come out, but you know - patient privacy laws and such. So, if you ever have a kid just change those diapers with a big smile on your face. It could be worse.

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