I live in Waco, Tx. I am a "Kennels Technician" (but that's just fancy talk for human pooper scooper)at Happy Endings Dog Rescue in Hewitt, Tx. We have about 50 dogs that temporarily call the shelter home, and NONE of them seem to be potty trained. When I come in at 8am, you must imagine what it smells like in the back where most of the kennels are. Every single one of them has pooped, peed and then walked and layed in it all night long, therefore their very favorite thing to do is jump on you as much as possible. With 50 dogs, there's always one that needs to poop at every moment. When I come home at the end of the day, it looks like Im covered in mud, but the smell gives me away. It's caked on poop and pee. Maybe a little mud from the yard if I'm lucky. Im watching the show with the printing press job right now. If you think moving paper around and getting some grease on your shirt is dirty, wait until you get poop splattered in your face, and then try to wipe it off with your poop covered hand, just to smear poop all over you. Sure we have gloves, but that just means I get a glove full of poop. I think Mike would be especially discutsed after spending a day with me. Tell him to bring deoderant, (Hes already gonna smell like poop, we don't need the aromas mixing.)