I'm a mom to two boys - 10 & 13, and believe me they can be pretty dirty & nasty!!!! I'm also a realtor and although we don't always have to get dirty we sometimes go into some pretty "interesting" homes. What I'm really writing to you about is this. I LOVE you & your show and I think it would be great if you had an assistant. So if you ever decide you want an "assistant", dirty buddy or whatever, I would absolutely LOVE to help ya out. I'm not really girlie, but I do like to have my nails done and get dressed up. However, I was raised with my three nephews and I've mowed the yard, skinned squirrels, slopped around in the mud, dug potatoes in about 100 degree weather. I've maybe gotten a little "soft" in my old age, but I still wanna GET DIRTY sometimes. Don't you think that would make for a great episode? Reasonably cute girl gettin' all dirty & nasty? Maybe puking a little? Or maybe a lot? I'm ready!!!! Shoot me an email.