In law enforcement we have to handle drunks on a regular basis...worse I had was having to get a drunk twice my size, who had passed out in the middle of the road, no back up. Lets just say he apparently had not realized where the bathroom was...Not only did I have to find a way to get that guy into the car, but to the jail, then have to clean out the back set of my car. One of those wonderful things they don't mention on the recruitment posters