(funny but "true" long stories made short) 1) as a property manager i evicted some tenants and come to find out the fleas in the house were so bad they covered your clothes and skin within minutes of walking in. itchy as hell for days! 2) as i cleaned a house once i opened the fridge to find out it was full of rotten food w/maggots. yes it was dumb of me to open. ha ha 3) i worked as a state park patrol officer and followed up on a report that something odd was in the outside outhouse. come to find out it was a newborn baby.......still freaks me out! 4)fresh outa the shop on a test flight with a plane and the door flew open at take off. scary! 5) got ran over by a tractor, not once, not twice but 3 times as it circled me. funny now, but wasnt then. 6) chasing a hammer while on a roof of a church thought i could reach it in the gutter and slipped off 30 ft. my a** hurt for days and im afraid of heights now! 7) while climbing a ladder with my nailgun i hit the rung my foot was on and it shot it into my foot. that hurt! 8) while cleaning out a horse stable i got kicked in the a** and went airborn into the next stall. carrying a pillow to sit down was just plain wrong. 9) my sewer once backed up in my basement leaving me about 2 inches of raw S*** everywhere to clean up and to make matters worse the neighbors house backed up (connected 2 us) in thier yard. 10) i would have to say the worst job ive ever had was picking up rotten road kill for the state. especially the ones that have already popped in the extreme heat!
