Being a mom has got to be the best and dirtest job of them all, except maybe for being a dad without a mom to do the dirty stuff. In my 8 1/2 years as a mom I have cleaned up a lot of crap and puke from my kids. But the worst of all my messes have come from my dogs. I love my dogs, all 3 of them, but sometimes..... The worst thing that ever happen was when I had a Blue Tick Coon Hound puppy, that had a taste for chicken. We were at my parents house and the dog ate a chicken from beak to feet. I then had to put the dog in my Suburban (sorry Mike, it's a Chevy) and take him home. On the way home the dog barfed up the entire chicken in the back of my truck. We rode home with the windows rolled down. It was all I could do to keep my husband from shooting the dog on the spot. You know when a mess requires a shovel, water hose, and a shop vac it's a dirty job!