A friend of mine asks me if I can remove a cell phone from his toilet. I went over to his house a few days later, with enough tools and toilet replacement parts. I remove the closet bolts, shut off the water, and as I'm about to break the toilet free, my friends 6 year old daughter comes in the bathroom and starts to watch everything I'm doing. Meanwhile his 12 year old son and his wife are standing just outside the bathroom door. With my captive audience looking on, I break the toilet. OOOOHHH!!!! the smell. Apperently, after the cell phone went in the toilet, the person responsable, finished their task, and flushed the toilet. At first, I was able to feel the phone from the output port of the tiolet, but I couldn't get a good grip, so my friend was able to hold the toilet in a position, so I can give a good reach. Just then a few giblets came rolling out...I can hear his son getting instantly sick,the mother is trying to comfort herself and her son, the father is still holding the toilet and trying not to puke on me,and his daughter had only one comment, " Does the phone still work?" She thought is was a cool thing for me to pull out a cell phone out of a toilet. I found out a few days later that she had told the story to her kindergarden class in a form of a drawn poster with her and I posing with the retrived phone.
