TOP 10 THINGS BARSKY HATES HEARING FROM MIKE WHEN SHOOTING


10. "Do we have to start so eeearly?"

9. "I would really like to know what I am standing in."

8. "What this guy's name again?"

7. "Can I have another 10 minutes for lunch?"

6. "I don't think the pig is down for that."

5. "I really don't feel like getting all that dirty today."

4. "I don't see how I could do that any better."

3. "I can't do this anymore."

2. "Seriously Dave, I can't do this anymore."

1. "Help!"



~Mike Rowe

Resident Stinker, AKA "Big Daddy"

TOP 10 RESPONSES TO THINGS BARSKY HATES HEARING FROM MIKE WHEN SHOOTING

10. "Do we have to start so eeearly?"

Answer: “Did someone stay out late and partaayed till the cows came home?

9. "I would really like to know what I am standing in."

Answer: “The usual hole you dug for yourself!”

8. "What this guy's name again?"

Answer: “Are you looking at ME?"

7. "Can I have another 10 minutes for lunch?"

Answer: “You know how to inhale, just pull that diaphragm down and expand the old rib cage. Just don’t forget to exhale first.”

6. "I don't think the pig is down for that."

Answer: “Not all pigs like to get down and dirty.”

5. "I really don't feel like getting all that dirty today."

Answer: “Why, Mike, Why?"

4. "I don't see how I could do that any better."

Answer: “I don’t see how you could look worse.”

3. "I can't do this anymore."

Answer: “Always, I, I ,I. I needs to change his tune.”

2. "Seriously Dave, I can't do this anymore."

Answer: “Hear the violin, the very, very small violin.”

1. "Help!"

Answer: “ What?”


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