I sure hope this "nasty/too sexxxxy for TV/whatever" footage surfaces SOMETIME in the near-distant future. I would like to see it....for, uh, scientific purposes....yeah, scientific purposes!
It may be juvenile, but every time I hear it, I think of Mom referring (in very indignant tones) to a local "hot springs motel", where our town "pro" ran her business.
Originally posted by lmb1983: I sure hope this "nasty/too sexxxxy for TV/whatever" footage surfaces SOMETIME in the near-distant future. I would like to see it....for, uh, scientific purposes....yeah, scientific purposes!
Loni
Lons, Not to cause a riot, but there was a picture of said "nasty/smexy" scene on here not long after the Lowe's event.
For some reason, I can't work the search engine on this forum... maybe someone can find it.
On another note, I went from reading TWANE's post about cleaveage and scanned down to Fleur's post that said "DON'T LICK IT"! And my first thought was "Sheesh, what the heck is going on in here now!"
then I really read the posts and it wasn't so "titallating" hahahaha
Sorry to cause such a stir. Thanks for "coming to my rescue" and for soothing Kelly.
I guess the only person to address in this post would be Kelly.
First, I'd like to say that I never, in any certain terms, claimed "nasty" was a bad thing. Second, after the use of that term, I stated in the post that the glasses incident had nothing to do with the non-airing of the piece. In fact, I went through the tape to erase that part only to find that someone else already had. (I assume).
Third: I never named names. Additionally, the only people I accused of any wrong-doing on that day was Mike and I for being poor hosts. Perhaps you felt guilty about something already. But I hope not. Or blame Din0 for outing you!
I really enjoyed meeting you that day, as I did everyone else. It was all fun, every minute of it, tape or no tape.
No need for an apology from you. Just a speedy recovery.
Please listen to your casting agent (agent/manager/older, taller, blonder(?) sister) and dont knock the nurse gig just yet.
I could easily convince Dave (no I couldnt) to cast you as Mike's Nurse (you wanna borrow my uniform?) when he goes for his next Tetanus shot. (HOW MANY's that make now?) Whatever we gotta do to get Dave back in the turkey costume.... you think on that one a while and get back to me.
Always remember, we blonde girls gotta stick together.. there's a Diane on the loose. EEK!
Love and... Bat signals, Ash
PS: Hi DEE!!! Please start a Dirty art class ASAP. You're amazing.
PPS: Dear Shari, I heart you. Will you make me a "Here is What I Know For Sure'ish" list soon?
Oh lord...first someone calls Jana a legend, now Dave is saying she is hottt (only 3 t's, Dave??); she will be impossible, impossible I say, to live with now!
No, I just meant Jana will be impossible to "live" with as in her e-mails, and her daily phone calls to Fleur, and prancing around with her pink poms-poms (hmmm, that doesn't sound quite right).
Anyway, if I lived with Jana I'd be talking with a southern accent, and calling everyone "precious", and "y'all" is about as southern as I get!
1) You rock. Your contribution to my life (my/our) has meant the world to me.
2) Shaun said that Jana's hottt(3 t's, it is now official)ness made his: acne clear up, his accent disappear and his.. angst stronger. (Is that a good thing?)
3) Blackberry owners are good ppl. Welcome to the club, baby! (Mike will give you your starter lesson later.)
4) Mrs Frasier has missed you terribly. I could tell by the way she said "BEANS."
5) FLOYD is still ..you know, FLOYD. (EEK!)
6) When we were in school, Dave was voted "Most Likely to Flunk Out of Film School and Sell Twinkies on the Side of the Road." Boy, were we way off...
7) Here is my list of demands for Dave to put the turkey costume back on.... wait, that's NOT how it works? Dang.
8) If I lived with Jana, ...EEK! 2 blondes in 1 house???
9) ...have I mentioned you rock yet?
10) I need a number 10 to make it even... DB = Master of the Universe.
Love and .... your Blackberry or mine? Ash
Dear Liz, we dont ALL talk that way. Okay, that's a lie. BUT... I only eat boiled peanuts and Moon Pies when I'm at Jana's house. PROMISE. I mean... promise, precious.
Now I've read Kelly's OTHER post on ANOTHER thread on ANOTHER board (The Mud Room).
It would seem, Kelly, you thought I was making a distinction between "old and trusted fans" and other "other" fans as if there were some kind of pecking order. I was not. I simply wanted everyone to know that there were other involved in the glasses incident (which everyone knew about, anyway) than Jana and Ash (since everyone already knew they operated camera that day).
Why did I want people to know this? To let your fellow MB'ers that not only the bionic blondes can have fun with with Mike and I. We met you, you were cool, we had fun. Same with those who made it to the 150th, Hot Springs, or anyone we meet along the way in more than just passing. There are fans that have been posting here since WEEK ONE. Do we love them more for that reason?No. But when we meet them, repeatedly, and can have intelligent conversations outside of "You're so hot"- yes, we will trust them eventually. I labelled Jana and Ash as such in my post because I honestly didn't want anyone to think I would hand over a camera to some potential freak I had just met that day. Heck Jana even remembered to remove the lens cap 30% of the time.
My post was meant to be fun, but you took it completely wrong. Fair enough. But good for you for calling me out for a potential injustice to fans. Bad on you though for doing on two separate boards. I could have cleared everything up if you had been more complete here- I do not always read Mike's Room. Perhaps you were so livid you did not care or was just writing in the heat of the moment here and then again on his board. No problem, I do understand.
I've alluded to this before, kick me here, but do not go scurrying off to some other website and call me an a@@ while your kissing my a@@ here! You did not, and I thank you for it. Chicken Lips, yes- chicken $#!t, no.
I hope you will understand that I am sincere in what I say in regards to my original and somewhat unclear post, and I am sorry you misconstrued it.
Lets just be friends again.
Again I will say, yes, we are more familiar with some fans, and perhaps that is the source of some jealousy or whatever. But ultimately, you are all important to us. Just stop bickering about it.
Okay, seriously? Between you and me... DO NOT TELL DAVE!! ...girl, seriously...when I heard he was in a turkey costume BAREFOOTED, I screamed. I cannot say what words came out of my mouth, but let's just put it this way.. my Southern hospitality and all that jazz went out the window. I mean, I laughed later.. but only after we had him screened for every known parasite in the entire universe. (DAVE!! ...idiot...)
Soooo.. then I begged him to put it back on and he told me 'no' in no uncertain terms (ummm.. that would be "NO!") and I explained that it was my wildest birthday wish come true, (and girl, MY bday wishes are HUGE!) but.. sadly, I am afraid we will never see him in that turkey costume again (if he has anything to do with it) but in my mind, it's Gobble Gobble City 24/7.
Signed, The ...wait, I just read THE FUNNIEST PS EVER!!
PPPS: Yes, I have been here since Day 1, when Dave was a wee sprite and Mike was barely old enough to shave. I feel so old. I feel like I'm... eleventeen, Dave!
***Disclaimer II: David M Barsky stole the "lens cap" joke from me. You WILL be hearing from my attorney shortly, DB. But you can call her "mom."***
arlene ps my cat ate my dogs bone pps it rained last night ppss i need new socks ppsss i just lost what respect i had for ____ __________! ppsssssssss hehehehehe
There you are, Wendy! Here, I brought my own popcorn, and a couple bags of craklin' as well!
You know, I've seen Dave's legs. No wonder that turkey decided to take a swipe at him...just plain jealous!
So, Dave, does that mean you love like me, too, since I've been here (counting on fingers) one year, five months, and ummm, eight days? Ooooh, I feel a hug coming on.
Dave, when I first read your post, all I noticed was the part about the incident at Lowe's. I was p!ssed about that. And I told you so. Then all this other stuff about the distinction between fans came about. H@ll, I hadn't really even thought about that part of what you said, until it was pointed out. But when it WAS pointed out I agreed with it. And I stated that in the Mudroom,where it was being discussed. My issue with you about Lowe's was a separate issue and I felt it better to keep it as such. That was between you and me,no one else. So I made a point to say that on the other forum. Did I not? I will never ever kiss your a$$ on one forum and kick it in another. I will not kiss anyone's a$$ anywhere, anytime, anyplace. I do not have to. I also hope we can put this behind us. Since you did not mean to be insulting to me,I can accept that and let it go. No harm,no foul. And as for the issues that you and I disagree on, they are just that. You have your opinions and I have mine. There is no need for us to mince words about it. And there is no need for us to bicker about it. Thank you for your wishes for a speedy recovery.
Kelly
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OK, so, Dave, back to my original question - can we get a copy of the footage? We'd be willing to pay - minor bucks, casseroles, soap, massages - you name it.
I think we all need to lighten up. For one I love this board and the people I have met - cept for you Davie - haven't met you yet & hope to someday.
Personally I thought the glasses thing was hilarious. To know Kelly is to love her.
Dave,I posted a reply to you and it was triggered for some reason. I am sure the mod will give it to you. I am too tired and on too much hydrocodone to type it again. Kelly Modchickie please post it or give it to Dave. Thank you.
