Just the other night I was thinking what he really needs to buy is the following.
18,945 sheets of 4X10 plywood
5,396 gallons of latex house paint (white)
3,299 gallons of latex house paint (blue)
4 heavy duty hydraulic rams
1 heavy duty industrial size hydraulic pump
500 gallons of hydraulic oil (organic of course!)
2 incredibly large hinges (if you cannot locate those I guess a bunch of regular size ones would do but you lose points for cool factor!)
Here's the plan.......It's a good one........................Really I promise.................oh I cant wait til you see it! the whalers are doomed!!!
Ok, so what PW does is get his volunteers to build a shell for the SI in the shape of a carnival cruise ship. Its gotta be two halves lengthwise tho!
Don't forget to make plywood shapes of people lounging by the fake pool (thx blue latex paint), playing shuffle board on deck and if they're up for it 2 people with arms outstreched on the nose of the boat (ala Titanic!)
Next place the shells around the SI and attach the HUGE hinges or regular ones if you must(but say bye bye to the cool factor) to the bottom of the shell. Next fold the sides around the SI and attach the hydraulics up to both sides.
Now the cool part!
You sail down to the the Ross seas totally looking like a cruise ship. The whalers will see you but think "Hey cool a cruise ship! At least it isn't those clowns on the SI! Keep whaling! They are clueless!
Sail within 100' of them and hit the hydraulics!
Bam! the shell sinks away (jeez I hope it doesn't land on a whale. that would be a total bummer dude!) and they sail out on the unsuspecting Japanese and the assult can commence with little ot no defence cause the whalers totally didnt expect the SI to pop out of a cruise ship!!
Waddya all think? Season 3 material? yes/no?
