Or shall I say for those of us who don't buy into his dogma

Blogger Whores on the Prowl

Strange blogger whores on the prowl
Oozing into cyberspace
Criticism, course and foul
None dare say it to our face

Viral idiots on the loose
Verbal farts blow in the wind
Apprentices of abuse
Silly scribes of the obtuse

Comic pseudo experts all
Creepy internet cruisers
Scrawling on the common wall
Users, abusers, losers

Those who do, those who can – do!
Those who can’t write silly trash
Paying the devil’s dark due
Seeking good icons to smash

Vicious vapourous vandals
Pricks in our collective flesh
Craving trivial scandals
Their blood must always be fresh

Such cretins are a disgrace
Without courage to confess
Ugly cowards face to face
Losers whose lives are a mess

Lacking credibility
They posture as judges all
All mouth, no ability
Wishing for others to fall

Cyber spawned cowardly fools
Haunting Facebook and MySpace
Mastering internet tools
Without any social grace

Some fools are paid to deceive
Weaving tangled webs of lies
For the death of truth we grieve
Rejecting these cyber flies

Words become sharp swords of hate
Condemnation from afar
These scribes being second rate
Because they can’t get a date

Worthlessness they do display
These craven lapdogs of shame
Mouths with wee brains gone astray
Strangers to fortune and fame

Lacking talent they attack
With comments stupid and lame
With wits subtle as a tack
They have found the ultimate loser’s game

http://blogs.myspace.com/index...l&friendId=165320542

Thanks for the laugh paul, that you could spare five minutes of your busy day to write that means a lot.

I made the mistake of clicking on the link. I have to go shower now, I feel so dirty.

Ahhh man! Now it's on! Blogger whores need protection too. Where are the terrorists at BWCS (Blogger Whores Conservation Society) when you need them??! They need to lob some old computers at Paul.

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Originally posted by Gizwinkus:

I made the mistake of clicking on the link. I have to go shower now, I feel so dirty.

Do you feel like you just had your ankle tinkled on by a Pit Gorky?

That would be so cool with a boom-tsh boom-tsh rap background.

LOL..
I write better limericks from my toilet. Seems like capt. koopa king is getting a little perturbed from all the great posts on this bored. Don't worry paul you'll write a real poem one day that wasn't ripped off a better poet, Good stuff SS keep it coming!!


P.S. (Those who do, those who can – do!
Those who can’t write silly trash
Paying the devil’s dark due).....What the Heck?

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And not a single reference to Nantucket...

That does it now Watson I'm going to force myself to eat some fish maybe tuna. Also, no more chicken for my cat it's seafood only now.

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Verbal farts blow in the wind

Thats my favorite part! It sounds funny and nasty at the same time LOL

TTT, what were you doing on Pauls blog anyway?

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Originally posted by Posiedon:

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Verbal farts blow in the wind

Thats my favorite part! It sounds funny and nasty at the same time LOL

TTT, what were you doing on Pauls blog anyway?

I googled "Vicious vapourous vandals" and "bing"...right there it was.

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Originally muttered by PW:
None dare say it to our face

I for one would have no problem calling PW an eco terrorist to his face. How about any of y'all?

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Originally posted by pnw_farmboy:

I for one would have no problem calling PW an eco terrorist to his face. How about any of y'all?

Not at all, however, notice the brave watson posted this from the safety of his own blog where no dissent is allowed.

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Originally posted by titaniumtotem:

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Originally posted by pnw_farmboy:

I for one would have no problem calling PW an eco terrorist to his face. How about any of y'all?

Not at all, however, notice the brave watson posted this from the safety of his own blog where no dissent is allowed.

"But little minds need little things to keep their idle hands busy I suppose."

Sounds like he's talking about himself. The good thing about posting on your own blog is the only "little mind" you need to concern yourself with is your own.

Watson, I know your vanity makes you read this forum, and in particular this thread. To use one of your tactics: The fact that you wrote it means we are getting under your skin. Taste it.

I am unafraid to tell you to your face that you are a fool, by the way.

Your attempts at poetry are hysterical. Thanks for the laugh. HA HA HA!

paul...perhaps you should publish this poem. I'd say two-ply paper would be nice and should give your poetry a practical use.