(puts fingers in ears)...la la la la la.

dont listen to me???? what did i do... i reckon i would fit into america quite easy.. unless i get killed by some gang for my weird sense of fashion and sense of humour

Some gang? ... you watch too much TV. LOL

[quote]dont listen to me???? what did i do... [/quote]

Not much..just implied that only girls from America and Canada are funny and/or pretty so guess that makes me neither of those things Oh and by the laws of Witega you're a man and therefore always wrong

yeah what she said...

where your from tabsuk, please dont say uk,,, i find the girls there very annoying ( from personal experience) aussie gals are just all stuck up or the nastey 4 letter word starting with s. iam guessing tg is a girl too where u form tg

Guess I'm annoying too then! Someone must have really p****d you off to make a sweeping generalisation like that. T's from New York so by your definition she's beautiful, funny and entertaining

my ex is from england lol...she almost killed me in that car crash we had.. i knew this girl from wales... she was worse then a hameroid.. u aint from northern england are u, where they have thay strong accent

tg from new york.. i better put on a clean shirt and put some pants on to impress her...

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^^my best attempt for flowers

I knew a girl from Nantucket............

... I think her dad lived down the block from me.

Hi Gang! I made it here uneventfully. The weather is great, the ocean is wet, and the trade winds are blowing. It's just as well you guys couldn't make it...you wouldn't like it anyway

Doc: You deserve a publc flogging for your statements. There are beautiful, entertaining women everywhere--only the minority of which are annoying Lucky for you, you are a male, because as Tabs said, your opinion means nada. Way to tell him Tabs and T!

[quote]I think her dad lived down the block from me[/quote]
Hey Windy...did you ever see him perform his favorite trick?

Oh yeah, always a crowd pleaser at the block party.

Hey Wit, nice to see you made it in one piece, sounds like a real bummer being there.

DrD - No actually I'm from the south-east (as if that makes a difference!)Sorry that the 2 Brit girls you've had experience of have prejudiced your thinking to that extent. Its a good job I'm not prone to sweeping generalisation as then my ideers about Ozzie men would be unprintable in this forum.

Wheres my pina coloda????


Thanks Doc...My favorite how did ya know??

Nice burn, Tab..{pats Tab on back} You go girl..

Thanks T,prehaps I should change my login to "dull-ugly-unwitty-annoying-UK" whatcha think? not very catchy is it

Nahhhh. Why lie like that..{Psst} Me thinks the Doc just has bad luck with the ladies..

Yeah, such a shame

Ha!!!

How are you toots?

Good thanks, and you? Just off to take Josh swimming, catch ya later

Fantabulous.. Catch up with ya later..

[quote]Wheres my pina coloda????[/quote]

Sorry T...haven't had time to get properly stocked yet.
*handing you 1/2 coconut shell and a bottle of Malibu*

Will this do?

I guess...

Shouldn't you be snorkeling or entering some limbo contest or something..??

Just got done shopping...bleech! I hate shopping.
Getting ready to go surfing now

I hear ya there are only so many things that you can buy thats made out of bamboo...

Have fun...

[quote]Just got done shopping...bleech! I hate shopping[/quote]

And here I thought you were a female ... LMAO!

I'm a genetic anomaly...I'm also missing the shoe and handbag genes

well tabs i guess you proved me wrong,, your okay, funny, seem nice u know how it is with exes.. i bet after u had a nastey break up u hated all men for a while LOL. my ex is from west essex..

tg once i figure out how to make choclates pon the keyboard i will send them to u..

Well Doc, that's just the way it goes - sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't. Went out with a bloke from Essex once so can sympathise with you there! The Essex-ites definitely have traits which you don't find anywhere else in the country! Sorry you had such a painful experience but its time to move on......Are we cool?

BTW..don't try to make chocolate on your keyboard, the stuff gets down all the cracks and its nightmare trying to get it all out again!

tabs we are cool....
my family heritage is scottish and irish, so i cant give u too much of a hard time LOL.. i hve moved on found a girl i like, she is canadian/lebonese, just have to get the courage to ask her out..

Shy?

[quote]tabs we are cool.... [/quote]

... and modest.

You're such a trouble maker! Morning Windy how's things with you?

Oh wow ... for the last couple hours I couldn't get on ... thought I had been whacked.

Things are good here ... sun is out and it's above freezing.

phew....Had me shaking in my boots..

... you got peanut shells in your hair again dear.

darn it all.. {brushing self off}

You keep getting this floor/wall thing mixed up. Just remember, next time you see shoes at eye level, gimme a yell and I'll come get you ... K?

just as long as Miu hasn't put rocks in them

Speaking of .. where has she been?

yeah I wonder...

Was she going to Rome, or was that going to be some other time??

True.. Maybe she's off meeting some Roman men..

which I hear are better then american, aussie, and brits combined

You believe everything someone tells you??

EVERYTHING at least when it comes to men that is...

Then you certainly don't give your own countrymen much credit.