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Senior Member
Registered: 05-11-08
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Also ~Bird~ when did you have time for that parachuting adventure in Alaska last August if you were in the Army? Didn’t your horrendous accident mess up your military training timeline?


Nope. I went into the Army in August 18th. I went climbing in Alaska at the beginning of August.

~Bird~
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Registered: 05-16-08
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That's only 9 months...
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Registered: 06-03-07
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I'd really like to believe you. But when you say things which are completely untrue or flat out impossible, I can't. If you did indeed join at 17 yrs 3 weeks, you'd have graduated BCT at 17 yrs 12 weeks. If you straightlined into SFAS after BCT and passed, you'd be at 17 yrs 15 weeks, then you would have to go to SFQC and the minimum for that last I checked would be 44 weeks, putting you at 18 yrs 7 weeks. Only THEN would you be a "Green Beret". And in the SFQC you would have had SERE Level C training. Since you say you JUST completed SERE Level B, and have been in for 10 months, something doesn't smell right.
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Count August and May. It's 10 months. Numbers cannot be exact. For example, basic training isn't exactly 6 months, it's probably more like 5 3/4 and S.E.R.E. training was 3 weeks, not a month. It is just easier to say a month.
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Registered: 06-03-07
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Oh, and that does not include the all too common delays waiting for the next class to start.
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Registered: 05-11-08
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How can I prove I was in the Army/Green Berets? I just want to get everything straight so we can stop arguing and we can all get along. I've seen enough fighting in my family when I was a child and am sort of sick of it.

~Bird~
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My bad, I had SFAS counted twice. You'd have to be at least 18 yrs 5 weeks after SFQS.
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Registered: 05-11-08
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How can I prove to you I was in the US Army/Green Beret? It's quite annoying with all the arguing and stuff. I'm willing to even give you my service number (drop the letter and a number). If you want dates, I'm sure I can find all of them for you. I just want to be a member of these forums and enjoy it.

~Bird~
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How can I prove I was in the Army/Green Berets?


You keep saying "was". You aren't any more? That was a pretty fast tour. How much of the signing bonus did you have to pay back?
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Registered: 05-11-08
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You know what I mean. I still am, but my Drill Sergeant from S.E.R.E. sent me home while he organizes everything for me to go through all levels of S.E.R.E. and master my survival skills completely. I'll then be a survival instructor for S.E.R.E.

So do you have any questions or requests so I can prove I AM in the US Army/Green Berets?

~Bird~
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So do you have any questions or requests so I can prove I AM in the US Army/Green Berets?


No questions. I don't need to see your personnel file to know you are not telling the truth. Your timelines are incorrect. Your class lengths are incorrect. Even your statement that your 'Drill Sergeant from S.E.R.E. sent me home' is implausible.

At first I was going to assume you were merely a new 11B who was was exaggerating or maybe someone who had taken SOPC. After reading through your posts, it really looks now like you have never even been in the military.
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Registered: 05-11-08
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I'm done with this topic, obviously we are getting no where. If you don't believe me, that is PERFECTLY fine with me. I don't believe a lot of things I hear. But either way, I just hope we can put this behind us and move on and get along in the future.

~Bird~
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Registered: 05-15-08
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HOOORAH Master Sergeant!!!
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Registered: 12-17-06
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Master Sergent, My poor memory my be playing tricks on me, but I thought you had to be at least E-5 and had re-enlisted at least once before qualifying to try to join the Green Berets.
I think I'll put his military experience in with this child's Alaska adventure. No wonder he feels such a kindship with Bear.
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Registered: 05-16-08
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Not only that, but I am pretty sure kBird is a Brit. There are various clues scattered through his (her?) posts. The spelling of certain words, unit of measurements, sentence constructs, etc.
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Registered: 12-12-07
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To be honest it’s been so long ago that I’m not 100% sure but I believe the episodes in question were-
Rockies episode (pilot)-
Moab desert-
Mount Kilauea-
European Alps-
Deserted Island-


Thanks. I'm pretty sure I saw the Desert the Island one redone, because I specifically remember them inserting the "I'll receive some help from the crew" line when building the infamous preconstructed raft. And I think I remember seeing the Rockies too. But, you're right, I don't think I ever recall seeing the Hawaii one! lol

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You may remember me from the last time you were here when I went by backcountry164. In fact I believe it was you who came up with one of the best, shall we say, “nicknames” that I have been given here, brokebackcountry. No hard feelings of course, things do tend to get a little heated around here and I probably deserved it, besides it was pretty funny, lol.


Hey, alright! I thought that might be you. Glad there was no hard feelings. None on my end either, brother.

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I believe his exact words were “under the stars”. Who knows what this means.


It is a bit open ended...

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You can give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that means in his shelters but I won’t. I have some experience sleeping in the bush and the things I see on the show lead me to believe that this does not happen very often, if at all.


*shrug* I'm a tent camper. Nothing extreme. But, until I hear/see otherwise, I'll admit I am giving him the benefit of the doubt.

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You’re right, I have no desire to debate each and every instance but I will mention one. In the VERY FIRST “transparent” episode to air (Sahara) he builds a little fire and then settles in for the night. ...When I watched the episode I noticed two things. First (as is always the case) BG didn’t have enough wood to last even an hour let alone through the night. Second, when they showed the fire pit the next morning there was NO white ash and many small pieces of charcoal.


Actually, I think I was still around when that came up. I kinda remember it. All I'll say is that, your questions are valid, but I simply don't think there's enough there to draw any conclusions. You said you can think of no other explanation except that the fire was doused shortly after starting and therefor he didn't spend the night out. Well, I can.

First, since the show is still based on the illusion of being alone in the wilderness I find it quite believable that they never show Bear gathering enough wood for the night because it would make for "boring" television and/or the rest of the crew helped gather wood for themselves and Bear after the cameras stopped rolling. Second, we know that they often show stuff out of order. It is highly possible that, for whatever reason, the fire they used to get the charcoal from was indeed a fire they specifically lite for the face painting demo. Or, any of a bunch of other possibilities.

Of course, none of that may be true and you may be right. But there's no way to know.

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My point is that many people still believe that BG is actually out there going from point A to point B over the course of the program; the only thing that has changed is that they understand he has help “if needed”.


My overall view of the realness (or fakeness) of the show is currently thus: I believe Bear is really doing the things he is shown doing. I believe he hikes around the wilderness. I believe he eats bugs and animals. I believe he makes climbs and rides on rafts and swims in rivers and drinks his own urine. And for me, that's enough reality to enjoy the show.

But I don't believe he is actually "surviving" out there. I understand he is using safety gear. I understand he has a big crew with him planning out stunts. I assume they scout out routes and locations. I understand that they try and maintain the illusion (even while being honest about the fact that it is only an illusion) of being alone. But until they start using stunt doubles for Bear, I'm cool with all that.

Fair enough? Sound reasonable? Or do I sound like a deluded "fan"?
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Registered: 12-12-07
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Re: Bird

Not being military myself, I don't have the knowledge to know if Bird is just unusual/exceptional, or full of it. But I do have some connections, re: fraudbusting. So I decided to check on another website I frequent. I started this thread...

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=70271

Seems Donnie and Master Sergeant are correct, and this "kid" (who knows, now?) is full of it. Too bad, as I thought he was doing a pretty good job posting up until this point.

Bird, if you till maintain your claims, feel free to register at bullshido (it's free) and defend yourself in that thread).
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Registered: 12-12-07
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BTW, Donnie and MS, I don't agree with your views of Bear, but thanks for outing this nut case! Job well done.
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Registered: 05-19-08
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Ok Lets ask this.. If man vs wild is fake... is WWE fake? Is britney spears really singing i meaning "vocally" singing the lyrics? " let the one who says hes without sin see he does not fall?" The morale here what is really true on TV? Why come in here and act like you guys are so perfect you could come in and rant, rant, and rant about some imperfection on some TV show? I mean really this is no different then asking someone " who here really never ever lied in their life?" but yet come in here and point fingers? Hypocrites! You all ought to be ashame of yourselves! If you really want to learn survival.. you either use common sense when watching this show or go to your local library and get a book on survival. TV is just entertainment. Grow up!
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Registered: 05-16-08
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TV is just entertainment. Grow up!


It is not JUST entertainment when it purports to teach.
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Registered: 12-12-07
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Gee, McGeek just registered today. With all the Bird weirdness that went on, I can't help but think that doesn't bode well. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me at all if McGeek is just kbird under a new name.

At any rate, as a Bear fan that defends him a lot on these forums from what I consider to be some unjust criticism, I must say I completely disagree with your sentiment. Being on TV does not justify fraud and lies. Nor does the fact that no one is perfect mean that no one can criticize.

I prefer MMA over the WWE because it is real fighting. I prefer... ANYONE over Brittany Spears because they have real talent. The fact that the WWE and Spears both stink does not, somehow, invalidate criticism against Bear, or anyone else for that matter.
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Registered: 05-19-08
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MattW_III,

As I see you are a senior member, is no reason to go bashing others and try to flaunt your brown nose. Really I love the show, I try to watch every episode. And I'm not trying to downgrade the guy or even the show. But hell, why am I even wasting my time stooping to your low to bicker and flame you when all you do is flame others even new members!!! Wow! And I'm not kbird thanks! You just hit the bottom of my list of admirable members.
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Registered: 12-12-07
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Originally posted by macgeek06:
As I see you are a senior member, is no reason to go bashing others and try to flaunt your brown nose.


I never bashed you. I responded to the comments you made and disagreed with them. If you can't take that without getting all offended you should quit posting on internet forums.

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And I'm not kbird thanks!


Really? Because you write JUST LIKE HIM and registered on the same day he got outed as a troll.

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You just hit the bottom of my list of admirable members.


Stop causing me misery!

lol
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Registered: 10-19-07
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