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The most recent dirty jobs where Mike takes a trip to the turkey farm has got to be the most discusting job to date!
And he knows it too.. through the whole piece, you can tell that he can't believe what is going on!

Good job Mike!
 
Posts: 4 | Registered: 06-05-07Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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I loved this episode, there were just sooo many jokes there. I didn't explain most of them to my 8 year old son. It was great!
 
Posts: 2 | Registered: 05-15-08Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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OMG What a hilarious show! Mike, my husband and I laughed so hard we Cried! "I won't be calling you." It was such a nasty - and I mean beyond the standard 'Dirty'-that it was funny! This rates way past the pig farm near Las Vegas. Keep it up!
 
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I grew up on a farm and NEVER wondered how turkeys went about their "business". After seeing this episode I'm glad that I stayed ignorant! LOL My husband and I laughed so hard because it was just so wrong! I loved the look on Mike's face when he was told how to suck the semen out of turkeys...ewwww!

BTW...Has anyone else noticed that Mike's tolerance to outright nastiness has diminished?
 
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Sat down for lunch and was thinking of watching DJ that I record during the week until I saw the title. I think I will wait til my food settles in.
 
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Man mike I have watched every show since you started and I can say that job at the turkey farm has to be the worst ever! You mad it funny as usual but yuk! You seem like one hell of a guy to hang around with. Keep up the GREAT work!!!
 
Posts: 2 | Registered: 05-18-08Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Yes I have to agree I would of puked doing that job, that thing looks like a alien..lmao Mike I love ya you are the greatest!!!!!!!!! Eek
 
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OK. Got a chance to watch it. I am holding back the voimit as I type this. That was thee sickest. Anything that has to do with male naughty bits, a tube and my mouth is a no no. Funny? Yes. Gross? Yes.
Would I watch it when aired again...doubtfully.
 
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I think it would be safe to say Mike may have found dual uses for a turkey baster now!!!
 
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thanks alot mike for ruining thanksgiving for me.i dont usually get quesy and laugh at the same time but that was sick.i dont think i will ever eat turkey again.by the way were in shreveport,stop by and ill buy you a pizza maybe a turkey pizza.gobble gobble
 
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I honestly think that is the most disturbing DJ he's done. It was gross, inappropriate and projectile deification is never a good thing...
 
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While the show aired last Monday night, Tony Stewart, NASCAR driver, had his live radio show on Sirius. He commented that he and his co-host were watching a show on TV with turkeys. His co-host, Matt Yocum started laughing and told Stewart they were watching Dirty Jobs.

I don't think Stewart could quite believe what he was watching. *LOL*
 
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Mike- I CANNOT believe not only that you said "droppin' loads" but that you got away with it!!!! AMAZING!!!! We DVR rewound it 4 or 5 times and cried we were laughing so hard!!!!!! We love your dirty humor- keep it coming (no pun intended)!!!!!
 
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All I can say for this episode is...congratulations! It was the first Dirty Job that almost made me hurl, AND I USED TO BE A CNA!!! (A Certified Nurse's Assistant is just a fancy way to say, Glorified Butt Wiper! But CNA sounds more soothing.) I could not believe what went on during that segment. I wanted to cry. I actually had to get up and walk away for a bit. It was gross!!! The show is called Dirty Jobs, NOT Gross Jobs. Just in case there was some confusion. But above all it was...educational...and proved once again that there are some things better left unknown. Thanks Mike for the experience of a life time. Next time…it wouldn’t hurt to do some research first…
 
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As with everyone else I completely LMAO. As with most jobs you do what you have to do to accomplish the task. We own a ranch with many different livestock and even I (who breeds multiple animals artificially) cringed at the whole sucking with the mouth thing!! Keep up the good work Mike!! Even members of the family that don't have cable beg us for the DJ collections when they come out!!!!
 
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Mike has such a good sense of humor about all this, and i am sure that is how it has to be. Could you imagine some...-_- trying to artificially inseminate a effin turkey? they would be like

"And then i take the syringe, and i insert it.."

blahhhh
love you Mike.
 
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Well, here we go again, the responses to this episode tell volumes about the audience watching this show. What a bunch of cheap humor freaks. Just so long as the hideous experience is not your own. Mike, I really expect so much more from you, your from Northern California, right? How disappointing. It is so obvious that your presence in such a degrading and disturbing "dirty job" is crossing an ethical line.
 
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