I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes after laughing my a** off. The guy at the turkey farm demonstrates how to get semen from the turkey, by using a suction vial. He also explains how turkeys usually "do it." Mike says, "But we're not going to do it that way." (pause) "We're going to use a straw." Cut to tease and fade to black.
My telling of it wasn't funny, but the line was a riot.