Sung to the tune of Frank Sinatra's "That's Life"
That's Mike, he was seeking employment
He didn't know it would be
In excrement
Now just tune into Discovery
And you'll see it's now just poo, it's also pee!

I said That's Mike, he's hosting the show Dirty Jobs
Hangin' with Dave Bartsky
And those other Slobs
But Mike is the one all covered in goo
And I'm sure I've said, yeah I have said the poo

Mike has been slimed, and grimed, and covered in filth
All the while stuck in mud and in muck
He's been hit and sick and bit by a snake
He's age Geo Duck
But that man won't let nothin' get his charm
Not even when that cow's butt encases his arm

That's Mike
And no matter what you're doing
You gotta admit, its still
Better than whatever Mike's doin'
Cause wherever there is a real dirty job to do
He'll pull up his sleeves and dive right into that poo

I say THAT'S MIKE....
(Please note that at this point Frank Sinatra would perform a musical style at the end of this song called "scat", however, this should only be done by professionals as some amateurs have suffered from vocal strain, headaches, tongue paralysis, male impotence, poor driving skills, flatulence, and the inability to sort laundry properly.) ~Lori