Another idea for Mike to try out is a crime scene clean up worker. Although I am not sure if there would be issues with current cases and such, this job is really nasty. These are the guys families call when there has been some sort of crime, such as a homicide, suicide or shooting, and its these guys' jobs to clean up after the police investigate the crime scene. Crime Scene Steri-Clean, LLC in Southern California would be a really good company to check out. They respond to scenes all through out Southern California and have to deal with some really nasty (including decomposing bodies). I know there may be bio-hazard issues to this job, but I can't think of a dirtier job.