Hey Mike!! First off, My name is Candice and My husband Ryan and I are big Fans! Watching you such semen from turkeys was priceless.... Anyway, We live in Manchester Tennessee and for about 4 days in June Bonnaroo Music Festival causes this relatively small towns population to swell by thousands. Weather you take out the trash, clean the port' o-pottys (they are usually in groups of at least 10 and are so much worse than anything Barsky could do), spray water to keep down dust (which is everywhere) if is doesn't rain, if it does rain that will of course add to all the jobs quite a bit haha...There is also the massive clean up effort that happens when everyone leaves. There are so many opportunities for you to get dirty!! Happily for you I don't think there will be any turkeys! Hope you guys decide to come, I think you would have a great time!