So I was reading the news online earlier at work today and I found an article that mentioned the United States has exported $18 million worth of bull semen to Iran during the Bush administration. Now I'm not sure if this job would even be suitable for cable television audiences, but I did some research and the process seems to involve "teaser animals," "latex-lined hoses," and generally sounds fairly dirty. I can't really think of anything dirtier than this job just because you're dealing with giant animals and also performing a pretty invasive procedure on them. Regardless of whether or not Discovery can show this, I still believe that you should go to a bull farm and embark on this dirty adventure in order to let Americans know how exactly our country is raising $18 million. Keep up the good work Mike, you're serving your country well.
