My husband's family business would LOVE to have Mike join us at our fish hatchery! I've seen fish farming mentioned as something people would like to watch and I think our fish hatchery would be perfect for this. Mike could help us do all sorts of dirty things, such as harvest fish eggs and sperm for fertilization this autumn. It's smelly, slimy, and very sexual (in a scientific way, of course!), and it's entertaining to watch. No fish are harmed so that would make Discovery Channel and PETA happy. We're located in the foothills of the Adirondacks in Northern NY State (yes there is more to New York other than NYC) so it's damp and cold, rendering the job a little less desirable, too.