I'm all about the irony and all things ironic, so I'm gonna suggest a clean show for you...so here it is.
I'm something of a social worker for Carter County, TN schools...meaning I get to help the kids in my school system. In the week leading to our Christmas vacation, the Community Services Council (which I am part of) puts together the food baskets for distribution. Again, it's not a dirty job...it's just kind of tedious. But you know you're helping people out and doing a good thing. It takes about 3 days. One to sort out the food to be used, another to actually put the baskets together, and the last day is the distribution day.
We won't be doing all of this until about December 11th.