I take a lot of crap from people. I am a pooper-scooper. I bought a franchise, Pet Butler, and now service over 100 homes by scooping up the dog poop including diarrea, taking it with me in my truck, and disposing of it properly. I also alert dog owners when there is diarrea, what kind of diarrea it is, or if the dog(s) ingested something that came out looking odd. Yup, I'm a Fecal Matter Technician!