Here goes: Every year At our beach (topsail beach, north carolina) we hear "horror stories" from the housekeeping staff at out hotel (the Jolly Roger Hotel - attached to the Jolly Roger Pier). Everything from fish (the Jolly Roger Pier is a fishing pier) fish remains in bathtubs and sinks, to fishguts in buckets behind refrigerators, to fish blood all over the walls, to broken beds and windowblinds. Every year we hear more and more. I'd like to see Mike help these guys out some day.

P.S. Tell them that the people who always request room 340 sent you.