I'd like to invite you to come work with my Husband's Cousin, My Husband and my Son one day. The spread "ash", the by-product of papermills on farmers fields. Dirty - why, of course! Ash is black, dusty and in general yucky! It gets on their clothes, hands, arms and when it rains, well, we won't even go there! And then there's the equipment to maintain - changing the oil, belts, whichamacallits and dohickeys - with the ash all over it of course! Yes its dirty. Come to South Georgia and enjoy. You can also take a look at their greenhouse and "sucker" tomatoes which is almost as dirty - tomatoes have "tar" which sticks to your hands and clothes as you prune the plants....... it doesn't come out of the clothes - so wear something cheap!
P.S. If you do show up - could you please sing some opera for me? XO
