Hey Mike, Rich from Westchester NY here. Big, Huge fan. Great job and love the show.
I have an idea that is dirty and dangerous.
First you can start working at the Pro Shop at a ice hockey rink where you can sharpen skates. This is dirty alone and very dangerous. You can cut off your finger if you are not careful. Plus there are a lot of other things you can do to keep yourself busy.
Then, you can work the Zamboni ice resurfacer. This is again, dirty and dangerous. You can fill the tank with water, and drive the Zamboni on the ice. Mak a mistake, and the players who skate on it will kill you. It is slippery driving that thing and you can easily crash into the boards. Then, you cna clean the machine and or lub it up.
Then, after that, you can suit up in referee gear, which alone can be a dirty job, and then attempt to ref a game on the ice. I think it would be funny seeing you skate, if you can. This is a dangerous job too because you have players and pucks flying by you and also hitting you, so you must wear protection or get hurt. With this job, you also get dirty, because you are breaking up fights and falling to the ice.
It would be a very fast pased eposide with the hockey players buzzing by you adn yelling and screaming at you. I have a lot of ideas on how to do it. Maybe a hidden camera so you can get yelled at by the players beacause they do not know who you are.
And then finally,you can clean the lockerrooms and pick up all the dirty tape and clean the mess that the players leave.
Please let me know if you need any more information about this. I have access to an entire rink with teams, pro shop and Zamboni. I think it would be a great show and plus.
