Hey Mike,
My Uncle is a stone mason who lays sidewalks, retaining walls, and anyother type of stone work you can think of. Ive helped him out some and this is one of the dirtiest jobs out there. The name of his company is Bedrock Construction, so we call him barney.

I dont think he is ever not dirty, or wet, or both. But he has one endearing quality... he never shut up. He can work for 8 solid hours and never stops talking. He has even mastered the art of discussing three different topics in one sentence.. very intertaining i must say.

so if you want a dirty job where you will probably laugh your head off while doing.. try him out.