Is there a way that someone from dirty jobs can respond to me right now i have a very urgent matter.

I have the best dirty job. My daughter cleanes her own horses sheath. a horses sheath is a horses penis. she has to use this special soap and stick her hand up in there. she has to clean the sand and dirt out so the horses dont get beans. beans are little sand pockets that can become very uncomfortable. by the time she is done her entire hand up to the elbow is wet, soupy and has gunk all over it. this would be a perfect dirty job because it tends to be very gross.
People actually make this there job and make a living at it going around cleaning horse sheaths. i am inviting you to come and see a deminstration and maybe even give it a try.

Sorry for the mispellings, late night, and realized the proper format after I submitted, so here it is!

Residential Electrician, Custom Quality Electic, Phoenix Az.

Just a little editing from my other posting, come on Mike lets go fishing with strippers!
The fishing is in the walls and attics and the strippers are for wire but this one may be the dirtiest!

scottcqe@gmail.com

Arizona
Dog Bather and/or cat shaver
the PetStop pet grooming
Litchfield Park AZ

My family owns a pet grooming shop. First you should experience expressing anals. Its disgusting..just the thing for you.
Secondly we are one of the only shops in the area to specialize in SHAVING cats. That is a crazy job. These cats (remember the claws and teeth) are shaved BALD!! Its hysterical and difficult to actually do. Not to mention the cat pee that plagues the job.

ARIZONA
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Try finding a body shop in Arizona that does alot of recoveries of stolen cars and heavy hit accidents, I worked as a detailer in a body shop for about two years, I cleaned out alot of theft recoveries everything from spilled drinks to blunt wraps and roaches meaning used blunts or joints- to used condoms- to blood - and one time a co-worker got pricked by a hyper dermic needle from owner of a car whos a diabetic, and heavy hit accidents-there was one time i did a SUV that toppled over in a ditch , and I had to spend probably most of the day shampooing the carpet seats and head liner of the truck to get the mud out and then another hour or soo vaccuming and brushing out broken glass shards, so if your looking for dirty thats pretty dirty

Gardener, sprinkler assigned
City of Phoenix
Phoenix, AZ

Job:
Taking care of 44 acres of desert landscape, mainly cactus.

It's a thorny, dirty, job. We plant and propagate our own cactus from all over the world. The planting process entails - compost, compost silt, compost tea, liquid fish.

We take care of diseased cactus with necrosis. {Necrosis is one of the *worst* smells, ever!!}

This job will give Mike free acupuncture ... have you ever run into a cactus? Ouch!!

In addition to all the above, we have to deal with granite, dust, and the desert heat. It's a dirty, smelly job!

We're looking forward to Mike gettin' down and dirty at the Tovrea Castle, Carraro Castle Gardens - a historic facility and garden!

Recycling plant worker/ aka: material recovery
Getz Recycle, Inc
Phoenix, AZ
www.getzrecycle.com

This is a nasty job. I don't know too many people who would do it, or if you even have the stomach for it.

Recycling should involve separation of paper, plastic, and glass. Material recovery workers dig through the rotten meat, dirty diapers, dirty condoms, and dead animals to find your recyclables. Disgusting, smelly, and unrewarding job.

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McMaichi
Junior Member
Posted 02-29-08 01:38 PM
I think a interesting job would be an Ostrich Wrangler at the Rooster Cogburn Ostrich Farm about 40 miles northwest of Tucson off of I-10.

If thats not dirty enough how about working at Davis Montham AFB in the Bomb Dump. It's pretty darn hot and dirty in the summer.

Vera Earl Ranch
Cowboy/calf castrator
Sonoita, AZ

Here's one for you. Come down to the Vera Earl ranch and Sonoita, AZ for branding season in May. It's hot, it's dirty and can get a little sticky. If you really want, We'll let you handle the rocky mountain oysters before they are cooked. We have to keep track because that is how you make sure your steer/heifer count is right at the end of a branding. A very important job.

If you are looking for dirt in your ears, up your nose, down your pants and a little blood on your hands, this is the dirtiest job for you!

Hey Mike, every saturday and sunday i work at my local paintball field 23bps in glendale arizona. You may think "paintball how fun!" but not realy if you are the one reffing waking up at 7:00 am and going to fill up heavy bunkers and picking field layouts, thats just in the morning. Wants thats all done you are running through people shooting 30 balls per second diving sliding into bunkers checking for paint hits while getting shot 20x's, screaming at people to get off the field while having to put up with it all because you are the reff and after thats all done and you are tired and have over 100+ welts all over you, you have to break down this heavy field taking all of the air out of the bunkers folding them up putting them into way to small of bags dragging them 200 yards and load them in a trailer. After all of that you get only 7$ an hour and leaving the field at 8:00 pm at night. this is one messy job and i am inviting you to come out and join us for some messy work.

sincerely,
Mike McCluskey

You can do this in any state, but it's sure to get you dirty. Find an electrical contractor who has a contract to pull MC cable. The longer and bigger, the better, harder and dirtier. I'd try to get you to come back to Alaska for this, but we don't currently have a project involving a cable pull. It won't be hard to find, tho.

Hey Mike,
I have a great New Dirty Job for you. My husband works for Aztech Petrolium in Kingman AZ 86409. He installs tanks for gas stations and service gas pumps. He comes home from work every day covered in dirt, oil, grease, and sometimes gas.

Mike,

Summer is coming up and it's a great time of year for some dirty jobs in lovely Phoenix, AZ. I am surprised I haven't seen this on here yet. I own and operate a licensed tile installation company and I can tell you that there aren't many times in my life that I have been dirtier than just plain 'ol 12 hour work days. Picture this... 115 degrees outside, the A/C vents are covered up in a small bathroom for dust control, weilding away with a 45lb demo hammer smashing tile off the concrete. The dust, the noise and the debris is only the start. Next, we'll be lucky enough to rip out the old, mold infested and stained shower walls. Pick the shards of tile out of your legs and arms, blow your nose, wipe the sweat and carry on! After we get all of that mess cleaned up, we get to make a new one. How about mixing up buckets of mud, slapping it on the walls and then grouting the tile with black grout that stains everything like a bad ink pen. Many a day I have come home looking like a coal miner who got splashed with gutter water by a passing semi. And that's just a small bathroom! If you want to stop by, I will make sure we have a couple thousand feet of tile to knock out.

Carry on Mike. Great show!

Best Regards,

Matt Hendricks
HD Flooring, LLC
Chandler, AZ 85249
480-659-0269

Mike,

How about doing a segment on Diaper Services? The collection and cleaning of cloth diapers....that would be a real nose plugger! I heard that Kingman, Az has a diaper service.

Mike,

I saw your show where the guy reconstructed skeletons of dead animals....awesome! Have you thought about an extention to that show? Taxidermy....the process of preserving that prized kill or catch of the day. Magestics Taxidermy in Pinetop/Lakeside, Az is the right place for that!

I work on a asphalt sealcoat crew in Mesa , AZ. I work for the city of mesa street department as a heavy equiptment operator. The type of sealcoat i put down is called slurry it is nasty it sticks to everything and putting it down during a Arizona summer makes it even worse. Our prep work consists of burning our sled and all our hand tools with propane torches.My department also applies other types of sealcoats.

Come join us "desert rats" and take on the job of "cactus fruit harvester" for Cheri's Desert Harvest in Tucson, AZ. The harvest season for prickly pear cactus "tunas" is in August when the fruit is large, juicy and prized by man and beast. We invite you to pick the fruit with our skilled pickers in the desert. Come prepared, you may encounter rattlesnakes, gila monsters, pack rats, javelina, coyote or desert tortoise.

Upon returning to the factory with your 1.5 tons of fruit, you will participate in cooking it, loading it into a large stainless steel wine press and watch a beautiful magenta waterfall of juice. Completing your mission, you will turn this juice into syrup. At the end of the day, enjoy the fruits of your labor by kicking back and savoring a prickly pear margarita or prickly pear lemonade.

Finally, visit our local zoo to feed the animals the "cactus treats" made from your pressed leftover pulp. Come join us for a full day of fun, sun and hard, hot work.


ARIZONA
Please include job title, company/organization, city, etc. Must be a specific job, and not theoretical ("plumber" vs. "pipe fitter, Pipe City Plumbers, Silver Spring, AZ"). Arizona ideas only.

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Heavy Duty Diesel Repair - Phoenix Arizona

Mike, I work for A Sure Fleet here in Phoenix Arizona. We send our guys home dirty and smelly every day of the week. In the summer months it gets over 110 outside and laying on the asphalt gets even hotter. It would be worth the visit and I assure you that you will get dirty. Come on down and have some fun.

A Sure Fleet
PO BOX 6261
Glendale, Arizona 85312
602-578-9970

Clean out a clivus (recyclable toilet). Human waste goes down the chute into a catch box at the bottom in the basement. Bacteria is added which in theory "eats" the waste. Everything that remains when the bacteria is finished, must be cleaned out by hand using a shovel, pitch forks and buckets. The one we worked on was located in Rose Canyon Campground atop Mt. Lemmon, near Tucson, AZ.

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graniteguy2
Junior Member
Posted 03-11-08 05:48 PM
granite Countertop Fabrication and Installation
Elite Countertops,
Tempe Arizona
This job is dirty and grimy enough at this moment in time. Fast forward to July and August when tempatures in Phoenix reach 120 and thats in the shop. Couple that with all of the granite dust in the air and it makes life darn near unbearable. After you cut and fabricate the countertops it is now time to go outside in the sun and really earn your money installing these 500 pound slabs. We'd love to see you work hard anytime with us, but we'd especially like to see how you hold up in the dead of summer.

Thanks

Matt Spencer
Posts: 2 | Registered: 03-11-08