You said that you are running out of jobs (which surprises me as there are unlimited dirty jobs in America), so here is one definately worth pursuing. I live in the Phoenix area and a close friend of mine owns a swimming pool service that includes maintenance and repair. However, at least a dozen times a year he is involved in pool restoration that includes cleaning dirty, scummy and nasty pools that have been left to their own devices over an extended period of time - some of which involves the decomposition of dead animals, rotting garbage among a host of other disgusting things. In one case he told me that he had to remove a mattress (not necessarily an easy task once it is saturated with water). I think this surely has the makins' for a great show. My friend is a great guy, has a great sense of humor and when I approached him about doing the show, he said that it would be a hoot. What do you think? Willing to don some waders to scoop some floatsom?